Now before yall be like take this to TLR, my cousin runs a 5.1 40yard dash 
. So my cousin is a student at the University of Texas and works at this steakhouse called Saltgrass in Round Rock, which is right outside of Austin. So i call her yesterday to see how things are going down there for her and she gets into this story about this creep who calls himself a master fryer 
at her job. She says he always gets into it with the other workers about how michigan football is better than texas and it annoys the hell out of her. So last week he was telling everyone Friday would be his last day, he had gotten hired at a Whataburger in Austin to be a assistant manger. Friday comes and she says he shows up to work smelling like he bathed in axe. As the day wore on the smell from the axe and the grease from the fryer started to mesh and make her nautious when she would pass by him. She says when their shift was up she goes to leave and he grabs her arm from behind and says some corny shyt like you will hail! give me your number 
. She says she gave him the 
face and says she has a man. She says fry guy eyes watered up 
and sulked away mumbling softly " its still great to be a michigan wolverine".
. So my cousin is a student at the University of Texas and works at this steakhouse called Saltgrass in Round Rock, which is right outside of Austin. So i call her yesterday to see how things are going down there for her and she gets into this story about this creep who calls himself a master fryer at her job. She says he always gets into it with the other workers about how michigan football is better than texas and it annoys the hell out of her. So last week he was telling everyone Friday would be his last day, he had gotten hired at a Whataburger in Austin to be a assistant manger. Friday comes and she says he shows up to work smelling like he bathed in axe. As the day wore on the smell from the axe and the grease from the fryer started to mesh and make her nautious when she would pass by him. She says when their shift was up she goes to leave and he grabs her arm from behind and says some corny shyt like you will hail! give me your number . She says she gave him the face and says she has a man. She says fry guy eyes watered up and sulked away mumbling softly " its still great to be a michigan wolverine".
