fug I Can't stop thinking about Wife's Best friend:patrice:

[Hijo de luna]

:hijowhoa:hear me out

Rewind back to Saturday night, we all at the house having drinks, talking. Somehow the conversation turned gay, pause. Wife's bff, lets call her Natalie, is a reformed lesbian who is now saved and sanctified. Wife is, for a lack of a better term "bi curious". Like most women, she's attracted to women. We go to strip clubs together, no biggie. So she gets to talking about IF she was to ever actually go there with another woman, it would have to be with Natalie. Natalie hit wifey with a . It all went over as a joke but it left me in mode. Natalie is average, 6/10 but she got some big titties. The seed has been planted, how do I make this thing bloom

 

[wet landscapes]

your wife is bi-curious but hates homo dudes
unfair
and bring up that convo and ask if she's into threesomes

 

[Couth]

Say sexual stuff about her friend in front of her. Like when she brings her up be like "damn she got some huge t*ts doe". Test the waters. See how she reacts.

If she reacts well then start making those same sexual comments when they're both in the room, while also giving her friend meaningful looks, see how they react.

If they both react well you're golden. Just get them alone for a game night or something, get them both horny, then make your move. Worst case scenario your wife divorces you. Best case scenario you get to have sister wives.

 

[Tunez]

Its a trap

 

[Hijo de luna]

Say sexual stuff about her friend in front of her. Like when she brings her up be like "damn she got some huge t*ts doe". Test the waters. See how she reacts.

If she reacts well then start making those same sexual comments when they're both in the room, while also giving her friend meaningful looks, see how they react.

If they both react well you're golden. Just get them alone for a game night or something, get them both horny, then make your move. Worst case scenario your wife divorces you. Best case scenario you get to have sister wives.

breh, you on that level

 

[infamousred]

I know this type of scenario always gets the countless "u share that girl" responses but if you pull it off that double head is just

 

[Koapa]

Fukk that bruh. Just look and don’t say shyt to anyone about how fine she is. It’s landmine trap burh. Don’t try to smash or flirt with her. Matter of fact don’t, even be extra nice to her. Do you want a happy home? Never fukk around with your girl’s circle of friends or coworkers. It’s a landmine.

My chick homegirl is a strong 7 in the face but 9 body with a nice azz. I was chilling with my chick other homegirl’s husband and dude made comment about the chick having a nice azz. I stayed away from cosigning him. Lord knows, I wanted to say HELL Yeah. That could’ve been a trap. I straight up changed the subject. Fukk dude prolly would’ve went back and told his wife that I be checking out my chick friend.

 

[Hijo de luna]

you're wife is bi-curious but hates homo dudes
unfair
and bring up that convo and ask if she's into threesomes

Women invented the double standard. Nah, I already know she aint bout that threesome life.

 

[Monster]

pics

 

[Couth]

Yea my girl has some thick ass friends too. i been making comments and dropping little hints in the bedroom since winter. i can tell she likes it too cuz she keeps bringing them around me.

All i gotta do is escalate but i'm scared.

 

[Lil Gangsta]

Say sexual stuff about her friend in front of her. Like when she brings her up be like "damn she got some huge t*ts doe". Test the waters. See how she reacts.

If she reacts well then start making those same sexual comments when they're both in the room, while also giving her friend meaningful looks, see how they react.

If they both react well you're golden. Just get them alone for a game night or something, get them both horny, then make your move. Worst case scenario your wife divorces you. Best case scenario you get to have sister wives.

 

[Hijo de luna]

Yea my girl has some thick ass friends too. i been making comments and dropping little hints in the bedroom since winter. i can tell she likes it too cuz she keeps bringing them around me.

All i gotta do is escalate but i'm scared.

Yeah, def something you gotta ease into. Being able to drop comments about other women without your girl getting in her feelings is. I'll say anything around my wife

 

[director_of_bands]

Wife is, for a lack of a better term "bi curious". Like most women, she's attracted to women.

 

[So-Chi]

Fukk that bruh. Just look and don’t say shyt to anyone about how fine she is. It’s landmine trap burh. Don’t try to smash or flirt with her. Matter of fact don’t, even be extra nice to her. Do you want a happy home? Never fukk around with your girl’s circle of friends or coworkers. It’s a landmine.

My chick homegirl is a strong 7 in the face but 9 body with a nice azz. I was chilling with my chick other homegirl’s husband and dude made comment about the chick having a nice azz. I stayed away from cosigning him. Lord knows, I wanted to say HELL Yeah. That could’ve been a trap. I straight up changed the subject. Fukk dude prolly would’ve went back and told his wife that I be checking out my chick friend.

sweet lawd, this man scared to death

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Next time this comes up dare them to kiss thank me later