Dusty Bake Activate
Fukk your corny debates
When I bought a new crib a couple years ago the house inspector told me fire ants were a problem in this area. I didn’t think much of it at the time but they been handing me L after L ever since.
First they got me when I plugged in a water hose and didn’t realize I laid the spray gun of a nest. Took about 4-5 stings to the hand. My shyt was red and swole up.
Next time I made the mistake of doing some like yardwork in flip-flops. The set fire to my ankle and achilles tendon.
A took a few stings here and there doing yardwork but no big deal til one day again, the garden hose…I’m spraying @Canada Goose shyt off my driveway and feel something hot on my hand. These little pieces of shyt crawled the full length of the garden hose—like 20 something feet just to sting my hand while I was spraying.
I had to fight back at that point. Went to Home Depot and bought some powder that kills them. Went through the whole yard and bombed every nest into Bolivia. It worked, but new ones always set up shop somewhere else so you gotta keep finding them and doing it.
They got me again in the backyard yesterday pulling weeds. I had on work gloves but they got me on the forearm.
Then the craziest shyt happened last week like some horror movie. I’m pushing my kids in a double stroller up the main street through my neighborhood. I’m looking down and I see ant trails all over the sidewalk. No matter how far I walk I don’t get past them…just trails everywhere. I got on Nike slides and I’m walking pretty fast pushing the stroller then I see one of them had crawled up my flip-flop and was on my leg. I kicked the fukk out of it then started running pushing the stroller trying to get past the ant trials but there’s no end in sight. I finally made it to the end of the block and only took one sting. Guess I can’t wear flip-flops in the neighborhood even outside of my yard anymore.
fukk a fire ant. That is all.
First they got me when I plugged in a water hose and didn’t realize I laid the spray gun of a nest. Took about 4-5 stings to the hand. My shyt was red and swole up.
Next time I made the mistake of doing some like yardwork in flip-flops. The set fire to my ankle and achilles tendon.
A took a few stings here and there doing yardwork but no big deal til one day again, the garden hose…I’m spraying @Canada Goose shyt off my driveway and feel something hot on my hand. These little pieces of shyt crawled the full length of the garden hose—like 20 something feet just to sting my hand while I was spraying.
I had to fight back at that point. Went to Home Depot and bought some powder that kills them. Went through the whole yard and bombed every nest into Bolivia. It worked, but new ones always set up shop somewhere else so you gotta keep finding them and doing it.
They got me again in the backyard yesterday pulling weeds. I had on work gloves but they got me on the forearm.
Then the craziest shyt happened last week like some horror movie. I’m pushing my kids in a double stroller up the main street through my neighborhood. I’m looking down and I see ant trails all over the sidewalk. No matter how far I walk I don’t get past them…just trails everywhere. I got on Nike slides and I’m walking pretty fast pushing the stroller then I see one of them had crawled up my flip-flop and was on my leg. I kicked the fukk out of it then started running pushing the stroller trying to get past the ant trials but there’s no end in sight. I finally made it to the end of the block and only took one sting. Guess I can’t wear flip-flops in the neighborhood even outside of my yard anymore.
fukk a fire ant. That is all.
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