Fukk Being A Good Samaritan

bogey_j

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back in HS, at lunchtime, a guy I knew was freaking out that he lost his wallet. he kept complaining how he had all his important shyt in there and how he can't believe it and whats gonna happen now. so I'm sitting there like :ohhh: that sucks. later on I go to the bathroom and I notice in the last stall there's a wallet on the ground. real talk, I didn't even look in it as I figured it must've been dude's wallet. so I rush over to the lunch table where we were all sitting and with a smug smile i'm like 'hey man! is this your wallet?' :jawalrus: (like I was some hero who just did a good deed :laugh:) and he's like 'YOOOO, you found it! thanks man!':gladbron: but then he opens up his wallet and soon finds out all his money's gone. his expression changes. he says he had like $300 in there. so now people are looking at me like :usure: like I stole it but felt guilty about his whining and gave the wallet back smh :why: even ol' boy who got his wallet back started giving me sideways looks like :wtb: 'hmmm...'

after he left my boy turned to me like 'did you take the money?' :mjpls:'cause I woulda took the money'

i'm like 'nahh man...':snoop: and walk back to class heated on some :pacspit:'fukk being a good samaritan, this is the thanks I get?!' type shyt

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anyone else have any fukk being a good samartian stories?
 

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That's why it's best to just stay outta shyt....

Especially if you're black.

But it's okay if you did it for the thanks. There is no true altruism. Psychological Egoism. Ethics 101. Etc.
 

bogey_j

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i found a wallet in the washroom at work, I didn't even open it and went to the secretary and dropped it off.

Nothing wrong with being good, if you ever read th story of the good Samaritan he didn't do it for praise or admiration

:comeon:
 

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Do good things for the admiration, then claim to be a good Samaritan, brehs
 

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When I was at work at Kroger I found a dude's wallet in a basket that had $75 in it.

I took the money and hid it under some sticks under a tree then turned it in.

Hey I'm still a good Samaritan cuz he still had his cards and ID in there.

Coulda took all his shyt.

:yeshrug:
 

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:mjlol: u nikkas aint shyt, neither am I tho. Most people are a$$holes and deserve that karma :yeshrug:
Too bad that shyt is mad slow when it comes around
 
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