This is tank watch, all participants and on-lookers enjoy.
This the home stretch brehs, it's lookin like a great draft, and the battles between these tanks have been intense. Real shyt fukk the playoffs(Until we get back right, don't get it twisted
), now that's some predictable shyt to watch I would know since I root for GOAT franchise. But this tank shyt is some serious shyt. It's ever changing, losses are hard earned, it's so skressful to watch.
All the participants in the race to worse place have all the reason in the world to believe they'll go home with the Tank War crown because it's that tough of a competition right now. The Sixers tank is one of the most spectacular in all basketball they'll should surely be nearby with GOAT franchise at the finish line. The bucks and magics have become virtuosos of this tank shyt they are battle tested tank war veterans. The cavs in all their dualities can inexplicably lose to the Lakers after facing off against arguably the greatest tank lineup/situation in NBA history one night, and then win against a playoff team the next. An owner like dan gilbert is dedicated to maintaining prime tanks and Comic Sans relevance.
The GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers however are total rookies to the process. We're very new to this unlike other tank war participants. The past decade has been if not success, then at the very least Wilt-like numbers from Kobe.
Stupidly, the crowds at Staples today are trapped in 2010 and think this team is a contender and cheer that way. Their ignorance is a denial of the opportunity at hand. With that said, no team has been more entertaining and 
ing in their play than the Greatest Show on Earth. 
The top tank coach in all sports mike f'ucktoni is the Tom Walsh of this business and his meddle will be proven in due time. His dazzling displays of coaching ignorance is a big part of what fuels this No Limit LWO tank, no coach can make the terrible decisions he makes on a nightly basis. Having f'ucktoni as the coach of your team is like being a drinker, yeah you feel good in the moment because he's fulfilling a need but deep down you know you're losing years on your life just seeing that piece of shyt on the sideline with "Lakers Head Coach" next to his name. 
Kobe is out
, Pau is out the door
, and all that's left is a collection of aight to shytty alias nikkaz and cacs.
Our medical staff has been timely in their ineptitude as well. Our roster at one point was injured to the point of near forfeiture, instead we were forced to play a man with 6 fouls since refs generally still hate us. Still, it's safe to say this tank has no limit and it's bout it.
Many tanks have been a part of these wars, but none have made the strides that your GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers have. The competition in this field is worthy of our participation, the destruction of the tank will bring new life to Gawd's one begotten franchise.
I say to all the adversaries of this No Limit LWO Tank that they are great at what they do and as the GOAT franchise we are learning from these perennial losers the real dedication it takes to hold down a tank. You gotta truly be bout it, and yall are that. Good luck to the participants, may the best tank win. 
Huh, nikka WHAT?! We tankstas.
This the home stretch brehs, it's lookin like a great draft, and the battles between these tanks have been intense. Real shyt fukk the playoffs(Until we get back right, don't get it twisted
), now that's some predictable shyt to watch I would know since I root for GOAT franchise. But this tank shyt is some serious shyt. It's ever changing, losses are hard earned, it's so skressful to watch.
All the participants in the race to worse place have all the reason in the world to believe they'll go home with the Tank War crown because it's that tough of a competition right now. The Sixers tank is one of the most spectacular in all basketball they'll should surely be nearby with GOAT franchise at the finish line. The bucks and magics have become virtuosos of this tank shyt they are battle tested tank war veterans. The cavs in all their dualities can inexplicably lose to the Lakers after facing off against arguably the greatest tank lineup/situation in NBA history one night, and then win against a playoff team the next. An owner like dan gilbert is dedicated to maintaining prime tanks and Comic Sans relevance.
The GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers however are total rookies to the process. We're very new to this unlike other tank war participants. The past decade has been if not success, then at the very least Wilt-like numbers from Kobe.
Stupidly, the crowds at Staples today are trapped in 2010 and think this team is a contender and cheer that way. Their ignorance is a denial of the opportunity at hand. With that said, no team has been more entertaining and ing in their play than the Greatest Show on Earth. The top tank coach in all sports mike f'ucktoni is the Tom Walsh of this business and his meddle will be proven in due time. His dazzling displays of coaching ignorance is a big part of what fuels this No Limit LWO tank, no coach can make the terrible decisions he makes on a nightly basis. Having f'ucktoni as the coach of your team is like being a drinker, yeah you feel good in the moment because he's fulfilling a need but deep down you know you're losing years on your life just seeing that piece of shyt on the sideline with "Lakers Head Coach" next to his name. Kobe is out, Pau is out the door, and all that's left is a collection of aight to shytty alias nikkaz and cacs. Our medical staff has been timely in their ineptitude as well. Our roster at one point was injured to the point of near forfeiture, instead we were forced to play a man with 6 fouls since refs generally still hate us. Still, it's safe to say this tank has no limit and it's bout it.
Many tanks have been a part of these wars, but none have made the strides that your GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers have. The competition in this field is worthy of our participation, the destruction of the tank will bring new life to Gawd's one begotten franchise.
I say to all the adversaries of this No Limit LWO Tank that they are great at what they do and as the GOAT franchise we are learning from these perennial losers the real dedication it takes to hold down a tank. You gotta truly be bout it, and yall are that. Good luck to the participants, may the best tank win. Huh, nikka WHAT?! We tankstas.
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Pelicans ain't making the offs and I'm reminded that the pick we gave Philly is Top 5 protected
cats got yall pick? A lot of picks are held hostage this year. Lakers are gonna have to be terrible to get that pick back from the sons. 
