I once knew an undertaker who would go in on EVERYbody. He had the darkest sense of humor and it actually kinda rubbed me the wrong way, cause he made a few jokes about some of my loved ones and I got irritated (I was young). One time he asked me, "How come your family don't bring me no business

" (

)
Anyway, he wound up having a heart attack and dying right outside of his funeral home.
I was cracking up when they told me like "

at least he don't have to go far to get buried" and folks was looking at me like
I hit the

and said, "I'm sure if he was alive, he would laugh at that too"