Funniest Bragging Quotable In A Song?

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

"And in my crib i got a elevator fukkin' with these hoes heads
With alligator pillow cases on my bed
I got a screen tv so big
Pleighboi, i had to get aproval from the city and the muthafukkin' feds
I say fukk these white folks 'til i'm dead".....

"What the fukk i look like choppin' trees and pickin' cotton
When i should be fukkin' hoes and money clockin" -the poet laureate Brian "Baby" Birdman Williams

nikka Birdman was on one in that era

He said "fukk the beat nikka Imma talk my game"

No fukks given

 

[Htrb-nvr-blk-&-ug-as-evr]

<<<<<<<<the screen name

 

[Food Mane]

Where your shrimp? Where your lobster? Where your seabass?

 

[Bledswole]

Song was straight fire

But it's funny cause dawg lying like a muthafukka, Cmon Scooter you aint selling no metric tons of coke my nikka