Funniest posts i've seen in here

[OwenReese]

1) Type of nikka to let you get sneaked but still want a ride home. You ain't shyt.- @Mareezy


2) OP>>‘Why you packing a gym bag? you need to be packing some heat ’

RESPONSE>>i carry everywhere
after i stomp this hoe nikka out
im still gone get my workout too- @Geoffrey_Chaucer


3) You look mad disproportioned bruh. your features don't match your skin..at all. You look like a fat white dude painted black. Like back when they used to use shoe polish.- @aaaaaaa


4) only thing you will catch me sucking is a white girls titties- @chris B.


5) My boy told me he was gonna start farming honey last week, and I know this nikka got like 3 cats and 2 dogs so i figured that would at least be enough to get him started. You can imagine my surprise when this nikka walked out the pet store with bees- @aXiom


6) Thats the feeling im getting. This broad just screams Mal Malloy part 2.
Pretty soon shes gonna release 10 minute videos of her talking about shyt nobody cares about and at the 9 minute and 57 second part, she'll turn around and do a walk away to show the ass. fukk outta here.
If this new bytch refuses to go all bare ass for the brehs, they do a thong shot or something. Im hoping for the best, but im betting them tights are just holding that cellulite together like a stocking filled with oatmeal.
Hard on Hoes 2014.- @Cain Marko

 

[Banned Account12]

that nikka @Codeine Crazy soundcloud replies are funny as fukk

 

[OwenReese]

that nikka @Codeine Crazy soundcloud replies are funny as fukk

Do you have some

 

[OwenReese]

'LOL @ them bytches literally having more sucess than 50 years of atlanta hawks basketball combined.'- @Ed MOTHEREFFING G

 

[At30wecashout]

Put them shyts in quotes or something. I got the gist but other people are gonna gloss over that fukkery.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Lol @ stockings filled with oatmeal. That's good

 

[Codeine Crazy]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/

 

[Wild self]

My boy told me he was gonna start farming honey last week, and I know this nikka got like 3 cats and 2 dogs so i figured that would at least be enough to get him started. You can imagine my surprise when this nikka walked out the pet store with bees- @aXiom

@ that shyt

 

[OwenReese]

will

Put them shyts in quotes or something. I got the gist but other people are gonna gloss over that fukkery.

when i get back to the house

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

"if you can make it through a black woman you can make it through anywhere in ilfe" - @Chris.B

 

[LevelUp]

going to have to come back to this thread

 

[Blackking]

Dammnn I wish my memory was better. .. you nikkas have said so much hilarious shyt its crazy

 

[Tilesp4p]

"Drake is proabbly like me, a not tough cat that thinks it's easy to be tough when the need arises
Mike Tyson ruined about 4 years of my life.
I really loved the way he fought, the peak-a-boo style. I never had any boxing training of my own, but i figured if i got in a fight my studying of Tyson fights would be all the training i needed.

One day in school i was hawkin luiges into textbooks and dropping them from the 3rd floor window onto people's heads below. I hit Beasley Mayfield, I large black girl with a jherri curl and stature of a large industrial brick pizza oven. She challenged me to a duel after school, to which I obliged. When we began our waltz she looked me up and down and then i immediately got into my shuffle. I held my fists close to my chin and bobbed and weaved to get into her inside as she threw wild overhand strikes. I envisioned myself as a perfectly chiseled Brooklyn killer ready to eviscerate my victim when her fist punched the back of my hands, knocking my knuckles right into my nose and slightly gapped teeth. I dropped them for an instant as the bottom of her palm and wrist crashed into my nose. I instantly began to smell sulfur and bacon as salty discharges gathered in my eyes, making them fog up and my vision impaired. Beasley then took her fist and slammed it into the top of my head, much like a cartoon gorilla wacking a mole into the hole from which it came. The impact of my head being pushed into my throat made me involuntarily say "KAAAAACKKK"

I dropped to the pavement as a heard a collective "AWWWWWWDAYUUMM" from the hecklers that encircled us. This was far different from the chants of awe in Caesar's Palace I envisioned at the start of this ruckus. As I lay on the ground nose numb with the feeling that the top of my skull had been cracked she grabbed my left pant leg and the left sleeve of my French Toast shirt and began to lift me off the surface. I began to feel the wind and see the faces of onlookers around me begin to spin around me rapidly, but they were not the ones that were moving in a circle. I wanted to scream and beg for her to stop swinging me for what seemed to be infinity, but I did not. When Beasley decided she wanted to stop she let me go on maybe the 18th revolution, and my limp body went flying into a pile of hamster cages.

The embarrassment was so great i had to transfer schools. But i couldn't understand how a style so graceful could be so ineffective against am uncoordinated brute" - @Homer J Simpson (I think thats who said it )
LMFAO this shyt had me weak

 

[originalblackmanfromughh]

 

[IronFist]

Listen breh, i know you think in your mind you winning....however....this thread and its contents say otherwise. How the fukk you lose to Nigerian of all people, who is the most sugary bytch-made posters. Like someone stated a few pages back , you clearly have some insecurities you need to come to grips with. Posting that wack ass youtube video . You seem caught up on old shyt, like them old players in The NFL , with them bad NFL knees who talk about their glory days. I sit here and your comments are hilarious. You ballin & high-rollin' yet you sipping on Bud Ice , Heineken and VSOP. where is the Cristal? The Patron?


Then your constant drops you make with pictures to validated to people online.......who you dont know from a hole in the ground. Claiming you doing big things. looking like you suffering from some sorta auto-immune virus.......and the doctor told you to start making amends with all the people you have done wrong in your bullshyt ass life before you depart.

I know you 42 years old i dont respect my elders . And Your albums covers are fukking trash bin status .

Any local rapper could've invest in 100 dollars EASILY and got a more professional looking cover. Photoshop CS3 , ZBrush are all easily downloads.

Who you trying to be though bruh? A Schooly D? A Positive K? nikka You aint no Rakim...you aint talking about dark matter and triple stage darkness & telluric energy in your rhymes. nikka you aint even a Vanilla Ice or a Tone Loc or a muthafukking Flava Flav , I see this thread as a cry out for help and assistance,
honestly and they are 1-800 hotline you can call if you feeling downsome and depressed.

one of the funniest posts ive read this year