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[Niqqa You Gay]

I speak truths with captivating exaggerations, Charlie Murphy Hollywood Stories style

 

[newarkhiphop]

Yung Yogurt said: ↑
nikka u lucky u moved, i was plotting on u. I was gonna rape u on that bed in the corner and ride off wit ya bike no homo

 

[OwenReese]

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[therewillbeboogienights]

I tried to explain the honey bee joke to my sis bt she's still not getting it i am starting to think i misinterpreted the joke could you explain it

My boy told me he was gonna start farming honey last week, and I know this nikka got like 3 cats and 2 dogs so i figured that would at least be enough to get him started. You can imagine my surprise when this nikka walked out the pet store with bees- @aXiom

@ that shyt

 

[OwenReese]

I tried to explain the honey bee joke to my sis bt she's still not getting it i am starting to think i misinterpreted the joke could you explain it

He said he was going to start 'farming' honey. When someone says to describe a farm, you usually think about some place with animals. Well the joke is that he assumed since the guy had a couple animals already, he was good to at least start a farm. But he is surprised when his friend comes out with bees. It's funny bc obviously to most people you need bees to make honey so it would make the person saying it seem retarded if they actually thought that way. (Not saying he was, but that is why someone would find it funny)

 

[therewillbeboogienights]

He said he was going to start 'farming' honey. When someone says to describe a farm, you usually think about some place with animals. Well the joke is that he assumed since the guy had a couple animals already, he was good to at least start a farm. But he is surprised when his friend comes out with bees. It's funny bc obviously to most people you need bees to make honey so it would make the person saying it seem retarded if they actually thought that way. (Not saying he was, but that is why someone would find it funny)

Kk so i was right lol thanks

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

when @Brooklynzson dropped that ether on O RLY

this is what he said

"I dont support her or give a fukk about her nikka. Matter fact, ya Splathouse shyt dead now, you cant move work on my block no more lil nikka. Advertise that shyt on TinyChat"

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/blac...n-coli-men-proof.274789/page-46#post-11291686

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You know @Brooklynzson really emasculated that clown with that one. Splatter went on a 72 hour rant on twutter based off how much damage that quote did to his soul. True definition of ether on a forum

 

[RebelX]

Happy Birthday my niqqa @TheNig!!! Niqqa dirty years old
My niqqa gonna be like this at the BBQs from now on

Sun, I remember when my pops turned 30, he gave me a pair of ankle weights, told me "Don't take these off until I come back from the coke spot", he left the crib looking like Lamont from "Sanford and Son" and he came back with fresh braids and his mustache cut off. My moms was like and he reached over and grabbed her gently and whispered, I'll never forget this, he said, "you gonna learn to like it bytch", she said so he told me to go to my room. I heard mad ruckus like furniture moving and then the front door slammed, BAM!!! I looked out of the window, my moms was outside naked looking up at me like and I looked down at her like and thought to myself"Mommy got a fat ass........" then BOOM! my door flung open, it was pops with a can of banana Nutriment in his hand and he was like "bytch disrespected my new look, she gotta pay." So I was like and simultaneously he looked down at her like and told me ," take off my damn ankle weights if you gonna cry like Kunta Kinta in the Toby scene!!!" Next thing I know there was a crash sound coming from down stairs........Mommy broke the front window and climbing her butt naked ass through the broken glass, I was like "Maaaaaaa!" All of a sudden, til this day I don't know how this niqqa did this but my pops was in full karate gear and next thing I know.......

Anyway, Happy birthday fam, enjoy your career!

 

[OwenReese]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-fukked-a-hooker-today-banderas.280871/page-2

"This lady who was drunk on the train told me "help me out with 5 dollars baby,I'd do a dikk" I aint go for it tho lol" @Dreamzeedream

 

[Bumblebee]

Bnnzzhrr zzbbeeer

 

[En Sabah Nur]

"Drake is proabbly like me, a not tough cat that thinks it's easy to be tough when the need arises
Mike Tyson ruined about 4 years of my life.
I really loved the way he fought, the peak-a-boo style. I never had any boxing training of my own, but i figured if i got in a fight my studying of Tyson fights would be all the training i needed.

One day in school i was hawkin luiges into textbooks and dropping them from the 3rd floor window onto people's heads below. I hit Beasley Mayfield, I large black girl with a jherri curl and stature of a large industrial brick pizza oven. She challenged me to a duel after school, to which I obliged. When we began our waltz she looked me up and down and then i immediately got into my shuffle. I held my fists close to my chin and bobbed and weaved to get into her inside as she threw wild overhand strikes. I envisioned myself as a perfectly chiseled Brooklyn killer ready to eviscerate my victim when her fist punched the back of my hands, knocking my knuckles right into my nose and slightly gapped teeth. I dropped them for an instant as the bottom of her palm and wrist crashed into my nose. I instantly began to smell sulfur and bacon as salty discharges gathered in my eyes, making them fog up and my vision impaired. Beasley then took her fist and slammed it into the top of my head, much like a cartoon gorilla wacking a mole into the hole from which it came. The impact of my head being pushed into my throat made me involuntarily say "KAAAAACKKK"

I dropped to the pavement as a heard a collective "AWWWWWWDAYUUMM" from the hecklers that encircled us. This was far different from the chants of awe in Caesar's Palace I envisioned at the start of this ruckus. As I lay on the ground nose numb with the feeling that the top of my skull had been cracked she grabbed my left pant leg and the left sleeve of my French Toast shirt and began to lift me off the surface. I began to feel the wind and see the faces of onlookers around me begin to spin around me rapidly, but they were not the ones that were moving in a circle. I wanted to scream and beg for her to stop swinging me for what seemed to be infinity, but I did not. When Beasley decided she wanted to stop she let me go on maybe the 18th revolution, and my limp body went flying into a pile of hamster cages.

The embarrassment was so great i had to transfer schools. But i couldn't understand how a style so graceful could be so ineffective against am uncoordinated brute" - @Homer J Simpson (I think thats who said it )
LMFAO this shyt had me weak

 

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