Funniest thing you've seen/experienced at a party

[Throwbacksample]

At parties we would have freestyle sessions which mainly including clowning on somebody. We was having a freestyle session and ours usually went when anybody ended a freestyle, the other person would start off with that line. Example- If a dude ended with well I'mma beat your ass, the next dude would start off with you might beat my ass. These cacs were freestyling and one dude ended with "after this battle you might suck my dikk" and the next guy started with "well i might suck your dikk"....and dude kept freestyling like it was nothing
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[Mandarin Duck]

This drunk girl sucked this guy's dikk right in the Living room in front of everyone.

 

[Mess World]

Been to a few orgies with porn stars, guess it's funny because everyone there was getting STDs since everyone has herpes in the porn industry

 

[Drones]

I have a lot of them, but one that stands out is when I watched this whiteboy jump off the beer pong table with a flying elbow after a brawl broke out. He legit did the HBK:

 

[Yehuda]

The mother of this caclette showed up at the party and caught her daughter making out with another girl on some dyke shyt, she starting beating her with her flip flops while the muthaphucka was crying, grabbed her by the hair, took her ass back to the car and everything. It's funny cause she really thought her daughter was well-behaved just cause they went to church together but everybody knew the girl was a ho. Even the other girl was laughing her ass off.

 

[A1aaa]

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[At30wecashout]

This was with fukking FAMILY. Craps game breaks out with the youngin's as the work being put in in the kitchen...old heads get word of it, and instead of stopping it, we've got elders and teens

in the back betting money on craps games. 2 hours later, an uncle came up on $200

 

[ben anderson]

went to this pasa pasa and this little shorty was stealing all the shine from all the other girls. nikkas was pushing/ ready to fight just to dance with her. I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING she was the thickest/baddest joint in the whole party and in my top 20 baddest of all time. she looked like riahnna minus the 5 head, with the ASS of MS Twerksum, light skin, brown/grey almond doe eyes,long curly hair down to her back. wearing a belly shirt and this cute ass flowy dress.. Basically a 9/10 because i don't give 10's. other bytches was hating like shyt" she not that cute" "..yall gassing her" "it's cus she lightskin" etc. So me and my friend go outside to spark a J and this old ass white nikka ran through the crowd( to get into the pasa pasa) like a dam wrecking ball. Yelling MOVE GET THE fukk OUT MY WAY IM HERE FOR MY DAUGHTER! dude was swole AS fukk standing tall as hell. had to be like 6'5-6'7 seriously. I swear the nikkas in the crowd parted like the red sea. lmao the nikka at the door collecting the fee for people to get in was like " na sir i can't allow you in". white dude hit him with the im going in like it or not. dude at the door had on and smooth backed down, . Then like 5 minutes later he came out with the lightskin joint. all the nikkas was mad as hell because no1 bagged her. it felt like time stopped, because everyone stopped talking and was just looking like. big dude started yelling, you wanna fukking sneak out, lie and dressing like a hoe just like you mom!?!?!? everyone was like.. then he said im going to treat you like one. Man what this nikka did next i couldn't even believe it smh. He grabbed her arm and started lifting her dress up, exposing her ass cheeks and panties. and started yelling " YEAH THIS THE TYPE OF ATTENTION YOU LIKE RIGHT" " YOU LIKE ALL THESE GUYS GIVING YOU ATTENTION RIGHT!!!" " Ole girl just kept saying " stop daddy, your embarrassing me" with tears in her eyes. Then he starts asking nikkas in the crowd how much they're willing to pay for her. everyone was like we good bro. He then goes on and on about how shes so disgusting and such a dirty whore that none of us even wanted her for free. he then left and all the girls outside went to go comfort her. he came back and forced her into the truck. shyt was sad and awkward at the same time.

 

[QuavoFlow]

• this little thick ethiopian chick got a train ran on her by 8 nikkaz
• a breh got caught false claiming and got his shyt rocked by like 10 bloods
• this breh was getting twerked on and busted a nut in his basketball shorts he got clowned and ran down the street to the trolley

• a dude brought his girlfriend to the party

then caught her getting her back blown otu in the bathroom by my homie

he grabbed her in legit tears and screamed she comin wit me

he was dragging her both drunk af down the sidewalk

 

[Bunchy Carter]

One time at my homies bday party at this club; me and the other homie was dancing with these females and I saw the security pushing my homie (the bday homie) out the club. I was like 'yo whats up' the homie said there kicking me out because they said I grabbed this girls ass. The homie said I did not do it and yak yak and they showed us the security video of him grabbing this chicks ass and he was like o yeah my bad; it was on accident. The security guard was like I'm not mad, she did have a fat ass, I don't give a fukk, it's just so the bytch does not say some rape shyt and sue the club

Another time I was at this dancing bar; shyt was packed so me and the homie went to go to another spot. Where walking and we notice these mexican chicks over by this car and one of the mexican chicks was like "sir please don't come over here.' I told the homie those hoes are taking a piss; so I ducked behind one car and jumped out yelling 'what are you doing' and I took a picture. The mexican chick that was taking a pee jumped up and peed on her pants. The bytches were like you fukking idiot and me and the homie started laughing and jumped in the whip and went to the other spot.

Another time; which was not really funny, I was at the club chilling outside on sunset and this drunk Persian chick (she was lowkey thick) was asking all the guys for a lighter to smoke. All of the catz were trying to find a lighter and nobody had (this was before everybody became a "smoker") one and this dusty cab driver came out of nowhere with a lighter. So everybody is trying to campaign on the bytch and she all of a sudden fell down on the ground and when she got up (she had white pants on) she turned around and she took a shyt on herself and the brown stain was going down her leg. Everybody and the cab driver was like awww fukk; then that's when her friends grabber her and asked the vab driver for a ride and he was like no.

 

[batsu]

I went to a after party coming from prom so I got there around 2 am still in my tux looking fly. Before we could go in we had to be searched by the some woman running the party making sure we didn't have weapons and shyt but there was this drunk dude who had no business being there since his ass looked like 40 .

He was trying to search and grope some of the females that were coming in but this dude kept swaying and his ass just fell and he KOed right there.

Anyway I get in and this party pretty much sucks ass because it was just some small ass backyard and everybody was pretty much in a corner not doing shyt. I was just chilling with my homies and then that same woman who searched everyone was yelling "keep it down or else i am gonna shut this shyt down". Then one of my homies yelled out "suck my dikk you fat bytch!"

She heard and went around trying to find who said that and then said "fukk THIS shyt PARTY OVER EVERYONE GET THE fukk OUT"

I legit was only there for 20 minutes until she kicked everyone out. The party was shyt and I was gonna leave anyway. I was gonna go to another after party but I got tired and went to eat instead.

 

[b_low_brown]

At a house party my nikka was hella faded and tried to pull a nikka that walked by so he could get a lap dance

 

[L&HH]

At this house party, it was lame and bytches were faking. One chick was a lil thick and had on leopard print leggins [yeah i know demonic]. She was just shaking her ass and doing splits on the ground and shyt. I was with my homie just watching it and while she's doing the split my other homie comes from behind us like "YA'LL NOT GOING SMACK THAT JOINT". Then proceeds to smack the shyt out of shawtys ass . The girl's friend outta nowhere and went off on my mans. . He just stood there shook We still laugh about that shyt today .

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

At a house party my nikka was hella faded and tried to pull a nikka that walked by so he could get a lap dance

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

funny haha, or funny weird?