Funny shyt That You See Thread

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Today when I was at the bookstore high af I witnessed some funny shyt.

I was wondering around the store and ran into the "African American Studies" section. The funny part about this was the section number was '666', I thought "how ironic" lmaoo.


What's some funny shyt that you've seen before?

 

[ChrisDorner]

Lol when you high you notice find humor in everything

I was blown walking down the street, saw a little asian lady walking a dog

& I was like why the fukk do we spend money to purchase animals

 

[observe]

I don't smoke but if I did I'd prob be laughing at some bums begging for change..

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

I don't smoke but if I did I'd prob be laughing at some bums begging for change..

Tbh there was a dude outside of the bookstore looking homeless as fukk playing a guitar, nikka had vocals on the tho low lmao.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I was coming out of my apartment a few months ago and my chubby neighbor is coming out at the same time. She asks me if I am parked in front of the building and if I am can she have my parking space. I say "no problem." She says "Thank you! I hate when I have to walk far." She dashes out ahead of me to go get her vehicle. I try to slow down my pace b/c since her car is so far away it may take a while. As I am exiting the building I see her jump into a car that is literally 4 spaces away from mine. Her lazy ass did all that for a 4 space difference. smh

 

[observe]

I was coming out of my apartment a few months ago and my chubby neighbor is coming out at the same time. She asks me if I am parked in front of the building and if I am can she have my parking space. I say "no problem." She says "Thank you! I hate when I have to walk far." She dashes out ahead of me to go get her vehicle. I try to slow down my pace b/c since her car is so far away it may take a while. As I am exiting the building I see her jump into a car that is literally 4 spaces away from mine. Her lazy ass did all that for a 4 space difference. smh

Are you sure you don't live in my apartment building? Lol...I have fat neighbor that uses some rolling stool to move around..I've seen her walk a few times but most of the time she's rolling around on that stool..it makes me sick..

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Are you sure you don't live in my apartment building? Lol...I have fat neighbor that uses some rolling stool to move around..I've seen her walk a few times but most of the time she's rolling around on that stool..it makes me sick..

Nah she's not that big. She can at least walk.

 

[Banned Account12]

on that late night shyt where you just lay in bed and think about life

most pussies look funny after you get that nut outta your system

 

[AgentGrey]

My migo and I were meeting his ex bytch somewhere, so we're posted in the foreign chillin and politickin like 2 evil villains. She pulls up with her friend. So she parks next to us and hops in the back seat.

So as she hops in, lookin all scary and nervous, she recognizes me and is like " oh wassup, you with him?"
and Im like nah I was just joggin and saw him parked up so I decided to take a break and chat for a while... ...... bytch if im sittin in somebody's car is it not safe to assume I came there with him?

Crashed at my boy's crib after he threw a party, its snowing like a mf so as I get up first in the morning (like I always do) I hear tires spinning outside. Now this nikka lives up on a hill, so I see his neighbors civic spinning out trying to climb the hill
I felt like goin to help him since it was cold and I was high, but then I saw how he would gain a few feet... Then slide back down. nikka, if you aint got the sense to brake then I aint helpin. fukk workin backwards with a dumb nikka.
We hopped in my nikka's SuperHandling-AllWheelDrive Acura RL and gave him the as we casually pulled out of the snow and drove off.

 

[Why-Fi]

a few months ago i saw this big ol dude outside my building singing slow hand by the pointer sisters. i was thinking he must have lost a bet

 

[Banned Account12]

My migo and I were meeting his ex bytch somewhere, so we're posted in the foreign chillin and politickin like 2 evil villains. She pulls up with her friend. So she parks next to us and hops in the back seat.

So as she hops in, lookin all scary and nervous, she recognizes me and is like " oh wassup, you with him?"
and Im like nah I was just joggin and saw him parked up so I decided to take a break and chat for a while... ...... bytch if im sittin in somebody's car is it not safe to assume I came there with him?

Crashed at my boy's crib after he threw a party, its snowing like a mf so as I get up first in the morning (like I always do) I hear tires spinning outside. Now this nikka lives up on a hill, so I see his neighbors civic spinning out trying to climb the hill
I felt like goin to help him since it was cold and I was high, but then I saw how he would gain a few feet... Then slide back down. nikka, if you aint got the sense to brake then I aint helpin. fukk workin backwards with a dumb nikka.
We hopped in my nikka's SuperHandling-AllWheelDrive Acura RL and gave him the as we casually pulled out of the snow and drove off.

thats fukked up

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Reminds me of the time when I was downtown portland. I was about to cross the street when a ups truck pulled up lol. There was nikka in it so I signaled for him to go first. The nikka in the ups threw up the black power fist at me and drove off, I was dead but happy at the same damn time lmaooo.