FURIOUS CHRISTIE REFUSES TO PICK UP TRUMP’S DRY CLEANING

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JULY 15, 2016


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—Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, angrily refused to pick up Donald Trump’s dry cleaning during a tense encounter between the two men on Friday, campaign sources confirm.

The ugly scene unfolded at the billionaire’s offices in midtown Manhattan, shortly after Trump revealed that his Vice-Presidential pick would be Governor Mike Pence of Indiana.

According to Trump aides, Christie stomped into the presumptive Republican nominee’s office and hurled a dry-cleaning ticket onto his desk, telling Trump, “You can pick up your own damn dry cleaning.”

The New Jersey governor then stormed out, and has not been seen by Trump or his staffers since.

Trump’s press secretary, Hope Hicks, warned the media against making too much of the apparent rift between the billionaire and Christie. “In the long hours of a campaign, emotions can sometimes get a little raw,” she said. “We are confident that Governor Christie will pick up Mr. Trump’s dry cleaning going forward.”

Reached later by reporters, Governor Christie issued a brief statement: “Get away from me. Just get away from me, you b*stards.”




Furious Christie Refuses to Pick Up Trump’s Dry Cleaning - The New Yorker



Jesus Christ, Slim! You made your bed!

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Andy Borowitz is the antithesis of funny. There literally was not one funny line in there. He basically took the narrative that Christie is Trump's bytch and wrote an article that read like an actual news story, probably in hopes that the brainless masses would share it as if it were real.

Get this dogshyt out of Higher Learning

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Andy Borowitz is the antithesis of funny. There literally was not one funny line in there. He basically took the narrative that Christie is Trump's bytch and wrote an article that read like an actual news story, probably in hopes that the brainless masses would share it as if it were real.

Get this dogshyt out of Higher Learning

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Acting like a guy out of a job right now. Keep it together, maybe Trump still needs someone to get him coffee and scones.

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