On God, deer are the dumbest animals on the planet. The only creatures that seek out cars to die. Seen that shyt with my own eyes. They just be chillin on the side of the road, and as soon as a car comes, instead of running away, they act like it's a celebrity and they run to it for an autograph. Then *splat* laid out like white women at a Michael Jackson concert... then their stupid ass deer buddies run out and do the same shyt. Same thing with bridges. They dumb asses will hop over a bridge and their group will see that nikka fall for like half an hour then splat on the rocks and then soon as he hit the ground they be like

"bet, hol' on breh we'll be right there."