Get caught cheating trying to have a smart home brehs

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

First of all if you think in 2018 women don't understand technology better than us, you lacking.


Anyway my homeboy got an Amazon Echo for his crib. So this past weekend he brought this chick over to his crib to smash.

For those of y'all that don't know, the Echos record and store everything you tell it to do when you trigger it. And if you don't stop talking/making noise, apparently it can record for minutes.
So the girl my homeboy was smashing her name is Alexus and the Echo trigger word is Alexa
Y'all should see where this is going. Anyway his main girl somehow figured out his Alexa app and thought to check the recorded shiit.....

Nikka thought his girl was watching porn. She replayed it in his face "ALEXUS...shyt!" *clap clap clap clap clap* "OHH fukk!" *clap clap clap* "UH UH UH!"

Timestamped and everything

 

[ORDER_66]

dumbass should have unplugged it first...

 

[International Playa]

Why not cheat in a motel insteadvof ur own home

 

[...o3]

...plot twist.....Alexus is a tranny, and the clapping you heard was your dude's ass cheeks.

 

[Vinny Lupton]

This didn't happen

 

[King Crimson]

...plot twist.....Alexus is a tranny, and the clapping you heard was your dude's ass cheeks.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

...plot twist.....Alexus is a tranny, and the clapping you heard was your dude's ass cheeks.

elaborate

 

[CBSwagga]

Hold on Alexa records shyt and you can find it through the app on your phone?

 

[DrexlersFade]

Bring sluts to the crib you share with your girl brehs

 

[Jean Jacket]

slow night?

 

[Solano707]

...plot twist.....Alexus is a tranny, and the clapping you heard was your dude's ass cheeks.

 

[You Win Perfect]

when trying too hard goes wrong. go take some online classes if you're bored