The Emperor
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I went to school with this cat.
He had flunked once or twice by the time I met him in middle school let's call him Scotty.
Man this dude started smoking crack after high school. He was working as a CNA and one day on payday he asks a nurse coworker if he can borrow her car to go cash his check. This dude goes cashes his check. Buys crack picks up friends and they go on a crack binge. They found her car abandoned in a parking lot with a crack pipe and baggies in it.
Now this dude has a kid by a chick I also went to school with and for years she has been dissing this dude Scotty calling him a fakkit. Saying he's gay. And we kinda chalked it up to her just hating dude for whatever reason.
Now Scotty has a girlfriend a big fat sloppy whale of a white girl. Shes also a CNA, she goes to work one day and is talking to her friends and tells the following story. She says Scotty came home one day limping, walking real funny like he was injured. She asked him what's wrong and he said nothing. She says he goes and lays down in the bed with her and she realizes he's bleeding out of his ass. After demanding answers he finally tells her the true story. He wanted to buy crack and didn't have any money so he let a crack dealer fukk him in the ass for some crack.
Moral of the story...
Just say no to drugs...
He had flunked once or twice by the time I met him in middle school let's call him Scotty.
Man this dude started smoking crack after high school. He was working as a CNA and one day on payday he asks a nurse coworker if he can borrow her car to go cash his check. This dude goes cashes his check. Buys crack picks up friends and they go on a crack binge. They found her car abandoned in a parking lot with a crack pipe and baggies in it.
Now this dude has a kid by a chick I also went to school with and for years she has been dissing this dude Scotty calling him a fakkit. Saying he's gay. And we kinda chalked it up to her just hating dude for whatever reason.
Now Scotty has a girlfriend a big fat sloppy whale of a white girl. Shes also a CNA, she goes to work one day and is talking to her friends and tells the following story. She says Scotty came home one day limping, walking real funny like he was injured. She asked him what's wrong and he said nothing. She says he goes and lays down in the bed with her and she realizes he's bleeding out of his ass. After demanding answers he finally tells her the true story. He wanted to buy crack and didn't have any money so he let a crack dealer fukk him in the ass for some crack.
Moral of the story...
Just say no to drugs...
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