Get impregnated by a Catfish brehetts

[Turk]

In undoubtedly one of the more bizarre stories of the year, “aspiring” British model Josie Cunningham was catfished over an 18 month period by a man claiming to be Curtis Davies, the captain of Barclay’s Premier League side Hull City. While the two had not been seeing each other regularly, they certainly were in contact enough for Cunningham to get pregnant, and the shock of the revelation may have sent her into labor last night.

How did this happen, you may ask? It’s unclear. According to Cunningham herself, pretty much everyone in her life warned her that he was an imposter. However, she had a foolproof plan to convince them otherwise:





The actual Davies lives with his girlfriend, and doesn’t seem too pleased at the unwarranted attention:



Cunningham initially gained a measure of notoriety when she underwent a £4800, government-funded breast enhancement surgery that brought her from a size 32A to 36DD. She then raised £30,000 selling tickets to the birth of her child, only then she changed her mind a couple weeks ago and is now keeping the money for her daughter's future plastic surgery (seriously).

She sounds like quite a lady.

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/09/josie-cunningham-curtis-davies-catfish

 

[CBSkyline]

The press have been trying to get at my captain all summer. First it was transfer rumors, now this:hull:

 

[Ricky Church]

how'd I know the bytch was British before reading the text.

 

[R.O. Double]

She a model?

If she is, I know she ain't no face model. She can't make no money with a mug like that.


Why the government over there funding breast implants?

Where's Ja?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

 

[NSSVO]

She a model?

If she is, I know she ain't no face model. She can't make no money with a mug like that.


Why the government over there funding breast implants?

Where's Ja?

English girls from what I've seen, don't kill it in the face department.

 

[blackestofpanthers]

Bytch is ugly

 

[Green negs and spam]

She's not a model brehs, she's aspiring to be one (a glamour model). I remember reading a story about her in the paper recently. Clearly a famw whore.

 

[Mac Brown]

The thread title gave me a mental image of something completely fukked up & disturbing.

Read thread titles literally brehs!

 

[Joe Budden]

10/10 wood wife

 

[Myrical Lyfe]

wait....theres no aquatic animals in here....

 

[AkaDemiK]

 

[MikelArteta]

so you get money from the government to get t*ts?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

this is why isis doesn't like the west west yall

 

[Scientific Playa]

"Cunningham initially gained a measure of notoriety when she underwent a £4800, government-funded breast enhancement surgery that brought her from a size 32A to 36DD"




we have gubment chesse and the u.k. has gubment tidday meat