Get knocked out by a Coke bottle when trying to shoplift

[broller]

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

 

[ROFL_GUY]

Very interesting!

 

[drederick tatum]

Have a high velocity Coke and a smile, brehs

 

[Uchiha God]

Not cool. Could've seriously injured/brain damaged the dude, and for what? Shoplifting?

People need to run risk/reward assessments - is it worth hurting and potentially opening yourself up to civil/criminal charges over someone shoplifting from a corporation that doesn't give a fukk about you and would toss you to the bushes the moment the aforementioned charges happen?

I see people shoplifting and will always be my disposition

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Who’s more annoying? The people who guard stores like Fort Knox or the people that say that’ll be an additional charge for an extra sauce (with attitude or concern) like 25 cents in addition to the $20 you already spent is going to break you?

 

[Zime]

Store employee now getting fired

Should have just let the security handle it

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Coke bottle made by Acme

 

[lowkey0z]

sheesh, that wasn't that person's first time doing that

 

[Black Hans]

Perfect for a NEGGED gif

 

[FaTaL]

A mlb team needs to hire him

 

[DaPresident]

Looks like a solid core, stepped up into the throw, landed perfectly accurate with knockout force!




















I’m saying 3rdish - 5thish round, a developmental piece

 

[cheek100]

All it needs is the neg gif and a Windows shut down jingle

 

[ChatGPT-5]

I laughed harder than I should have

 

[IIVI]

Brehito launched that with pure textbook soccer form.