Get Triggered By Porn Video Game And Write About It, Brehettes

[peppe]

https://kotaku.com/animated-video-game-porn-could-be-a-lot-sexier-and-less-1838335168

this bytch really wrote a hole article about how bad the videos were and not true to the characters.

It would have been quite an entertaining watch if it wasn’t for the utter disregard for accuracy. Hermione and Crabbe met up in the Gryffindor common room (which is unlikely, as Crabbe would need the password) and then had sex on the sofa in front of the fire. Crabbe magically removed Hermione’s uniform with a wordless spell (which is magic far too advanced for Crabbe) and then, at the end, ejaculated a weird, stringy slime onto her. In another scene, Draco rimmed Cho Chang in the hospital while Ron and Hermione had a cheeky shag next door (which seems logistically unlikely, not to mention unhygienic).

Finally, Harry got into the girls’ dormitory to get a blowjob from Ginny (impossible, since it’s enchanted against boys—the dormitory, that is, not Ginny’s vagina). All the while, Cho and Hermione lay fully naked on top of their bedsheets, and at the end Harry transformed into Draco and looked right at the camera.

If anyone actually manages to find any of that sexy, I take my hat off to them. Especially as none of the female models had clitorises.

GET THE fukk OUTTA HERE

This is getting out of hand brehs, who thought this was a good idea. I'm in tears

edit: the comments

Me @ the entire hot mess this article is, including the fact that nearly all the images you’re showing (arguably) depict minors having sex, which you then...brush past without even really giving a second thought:

 

[Remote]

I clicked on the article just to see the author's face.

She's definitely spoken to quite a few managers in her lifetime.

 

[Neuromancer]

Cliffs please. You know what. Not reading babble. Sorry to have wasted your time OP.

 

[Pimpdaddy]

Draco rimmed Cho Chang in the hospital

 

[Action Mike]

Females Cacs writing essays about some bullshyt no one really cares about....what's new

Besides this, how some of you nikkas go beyond just beating and wifing pawgs is beyond me

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Draco rimmed Cho Chang in the hospital

 

[Fillerguy]

So shes complaining that animated smut isnt classy?

 

[peppe]

So shes complaining that animated smut isnt classy?

and the story isnt accurate.

 

[MajesticLion]

One, Kotaku...two, lots of women want better quality schlick material

 

[old pig]

link to the video

 

[Address_Unknown]

Is this the Kotaku article that had the Child Porn in it or some shyt? The comments defending Loli-con on the article TALKING about the article was enough to make me not even want to give time to such demonic pedo-parody bullshyt.

 

[Kingshango]

This was the article that had CP in it.

 

[peppe]

link to the video

xvideos - harry potter

Is this the Kotaku article that had the Child Porn in it or some shyt? The comments defending Loli-con on the article TALKING about the article was enough to make me not even want to give time to such demonic pedo-parody bullshyt.

People freaking out because its a parody on harry potter and the ANIMATED fictional characters are in their teens.

 

[Address_Unknown]

xvideos - harry potter




People freaking out because its a parody on harry potter and the ANIMATED fictional characters are in their teens.

The Literature on Harry Potter "Ships" that are of an overtly sexual nature make whatever little 3 minute, uncanny valley having looped fap shyt you'd find on Pornhub look like a soda commercial. You'd only freak out at the shyt if you weren't already privy to the Internet and it's love for the Caccentric Rule 34 shyt that has people puttting they genitals on everything under the sun that don't need it.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

link to the video

I must admit the review piqued my interest