Get your package delivered by Fedex brehs

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Efficiency

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

People really don’t know the half of it
If you saw how your packages were loaded in a truck or handled in the distribution centers
That’s light work

 

[kevin arnold]

It looked like an envelope

 

[J.E.T.S]

Give that man a raise

 

[Arcavian]

I'm not even mad.

 

[Supreme365]

Cuz launched that joint
Threw it like mahomes to hill
Please fedex Fire him

 

[Wildin]

You got it didn't you?

 

[Calibrated]

Tossed that shyt like a shuriken

 

[Standing on business]

People really don’t know the half of it
If you saw how your packages were loaded in a truck or handled in the distribution centers
That’s light work

I have a homeboy who was a manger at UPS. He told me fragile on a package meant nothing to them

 

[Wiseborn]

People really don’t know the half of it
If you saw how your packages were loaded in a truck or handled in the distribution centers
That’s light work

Exactly, Boxes are heavy ask anymore who worked at UPS during christmas time.

I remember when I was deployed I had to pick up the company mail and at the battalion pick up spot they literally threw the packages at us and dudes where swatting them into piles. One guy was a reserve attachment who worked for the Post Office and he said they did it the same way at the Post Office.

 

[ORDER_66]

that dude getting fired for that bullshyt...

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

I have a homeboy who was a manger at UPS. He told me fragile on a package meant nothing to them

This is my last year doing Christmas @ the Post Office before I transfer..
When I tell you..
Fragile means absolutely fukking nothing to clerks and carriers
I’ve seen old timers throw packages like prime Warren Moon in that bytch
Not to mention..
At this time of year..
We have thousands of packages handed off to us by Fedex and UPS..
And we are on a time limit..
That’s why a lot of carriers are cranky when you approach about a package during this time..
Because it’s so much and we get yelled at for not making 8hrs or working well into the night..
But I’ve been doing it for 11 years and I just cuss back at the supervisors that trip..
That union protection
Not saying breh/brehette was right in this situation..
But many people take carriers for granted and treat us like mindless robots..
So expect fukkery, especially if you order a lot of shyt..
And treat your carrier(if you have a regular)like a human being..
You get more bees with honey..
And I already know..
6 cert gang about to come in on their high horse with the bullshyt..
Save your @..
You wasting your precious Twitter finger rant with me

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

People really don’t know the half of it
If you saw how your packages were loaded in a truck or handled in the distribution centers
That’s light work

I worked at UPS back in '07.In this area called the "Sort Aisle"....You had to learn like 500 zip codes, but they gave you a $250 bonus + extra dollar per hour

if you passed the sort text.I did a month of unloading trailers before I was ready for the test, tho.I actually liked the unloading part.We'd have competition to

see who could unload their trailer the fastest.Winners would get $10-$20 gas cards.It was really like a debit.You didn't have to buy strictly gas.You could buy

anything in the store with them bytches.But anyways....Never saw much go down in the unload besides thievery.Dudes was still video games left & right.Even

saw one dude walk out in a new pair of Jordans.Went straight through the guard shack BOLD...Like it wasn't shyt.Later on that day, saw that nicca at the gym

running games in his new J's.Happier than a fakkit in a dikk tree..Memorable moment.....But when I finally switched over to the Sort Aisle


They had all these different color conveyor belts.You sorted out packages according to the zip/color coordination.Some of these conveyor belts looked like those

big azz slides you see at the swim/water parks.No lie....Dudes was tossing computers like 20+ ft in the air....TV's slammed to the ground...Niccaz was making lil

beds out of packages to rest on during break.Most of the supervisors didn't care.Only the main dudes, but they were hardly around.The hub was too damn big for them

to be everywhere at once.Even then, it was only 2 main supervisors.They made 6 figures.98% of the rest were college students getting drunk and doing coke.Crazy place

to work.

 

[Take It In Blood]

Hilarious


I'd be mad as shyt if that was a 3 thousand dollar graphics card or summin tho