Getting everything free solely because you have a vagina appreciation thread

[colicolicoli]

*walks up to random tailgate party and doesn't have to pay the cover fee*
*gets free weed from the simps in the apt next door*
*gets nails/hair paid for by a light skinned nikka*

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

*gets AIDS*

 

[luckyse7enz]

*gets 1-star*

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

no child support, dont not pass go

 

[Reality]

*gets old*
*is worthless*

 

[ClassyME]

I'm 5 staring the shyt out this thread

I love being a female ma'. I slowed down on clubbing but shyt I used to stay VIP in 3 nice ass clubs n shows. Food? Shiiit, they'll SOMETIMES flirt with you AND let you go n hit you with that "It's on the house beautiful "


Out of town connects be on point too "Ayye fam, what you doin on the 24th? Imma hit up yo city...." they be like "yeah ma, come thru come thru.... we gon' show you n your pplz mad luv"

Man I love my team

 

[ClassyME]

*gets 1-star*

U mad cuz u gotta pay at the door?

 

[Malfoy]

weed, nails and hair?

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS HON
Look, think big, fukk getting your nails done
Think cars, cribs, jewels, some shyt for your son
Don't let 'em give you, hard dikk and bubble gum
Make him cop the Lex bubble, 2001 hon
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS HON

 

[colicolicoli]

weed, nails and hair?

I'm gonna step it up soon. I'm still a beginner Malfoy.

I'm 5 staring the shyt out this thread

I love being a female ma'. I slowed down on clubbing but shyt I used to stay VIP in 3 nice ass clubs n shows. Food? Shiiit, they'll SOMETIMES flirt with you AND let you go n hit you with that "It's on the house beautiful :sabo: "


Out of town connects be on point too "Ayye fam, what you doin on the 24th? Imma hit up yo city...." they be like "yeah ma, come thru come thru.... we gon' show you n your pplz mad luv"

Man I love my team

Classy...cuffing season is coming.

I'm not paying for shyt.

 

[Morethan1]

Coli Coli Coli knows how to piss people off. She the new Olivia

 

[HelgaPataki]

i haven't paid rent all year

 

[ClassyME]

i haven't paid rent all year

 

[EQ.]

*fails to understand value of puzzy is only good till 30 *
*younger bishes crush the building*

 

[Sierra Mist]

This was always funny to me. Every woman has a p*ssy, therefore having a p*ssy doesn't make you the baddest chick on the planet, but a lot of girls DO feel that way. All the same women never have a reason to not be taken care of.

 

[Sharp]

Wonders if everything she gets is really on the house

*runs a hoefax on ColiColiColi