Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
I ONE STARRED THIS THREAD, THEN I READ THIS POST, THEN I FIVE STARRED THIS THREAD, BROTHER!
Getting Sodomized By Your Own Poop Unappreciation Thread..
- Thread starter Yung Yogurt
- Start date
It's funny cus it's true!
you forgot to mention when it feels like the blood vessels in your eyes about to pop
fukk that, the rush of coolness that goes through your body after you pushed that final shyt out lamaz class style is just 
like someone shot a can of freon up ya ass.....if you could feel that cool on a daily basis in real life the other side of the pillow would throw salt. 
like someone shot a can of freon up ya ass.....if you could feel that cool on a daily basis in real life the other side of the pillow would throw salt. 
Kings County
Law III | Law XXV | Law XV
Casso Dinero
All Star
Father please forgive me for I know not what I dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
It's funny cus it's true!
you forgot to mention when it feels like the blood vessels in your eyes about to pop
muh'fukkas be in the bathroom like this
WORD TO GOD SON. I THOUGHT I WAS REAL CLOSE TO SUPER SAIYAN THIS ONE TIME.
Givethanks
Superstar
Yoooooo lmao
BOO BOO JOKES
Ate cinnamon toast crunch every day for a week...had to help deliver that food baby head first #pause
UWasntThere
Superstar
So I'm sitting in history class one time and my stomach drops. 
I ran to the closest bathroom but it was a smaller one with one stall and it was occupied.
I'm waiting there saying the Lords Prayer clenching my cheeks are hard as I can.
I start to hear a lot of moaning and whimpering then he starts slapping his hands against the walls.
He gets up and flushs the toilet like 10 times and I'm getting ready to fade whoever comes out of there.
Turns out it's the center of the football team. 6'5 300-some pound tank. He see me and has this panicked look on his face
I walk in the stall, look down in the bowl, and see this Goliath. Shyt looks like a mini football they throw in a parade. It was too big to flush down.
I clenched up and ran down the hall with my legs together looking like a complete
Worst part was I went right past one of the baddest bytches in the school and she looked at me like
Finally sat down and exploded
I ran to the closest bathroom but it was a smaller one with one stall and it was occupied.
I'm waiting there saying the Lords Prayer clenching my cheeks are hard as I can.
I start to hear a lot of moaning and whimpering then he starts slapping his hands against the walls.
He gets up and flushs the toilet like 10 times and I'm getting ready to fade whoever comes out of there.
Turns out it's the center of the football team. 6'5 300-some pound tank. He see me and has this panicked look on his face
I walk in the stall, look down in the bowl, and see this Goliath. Shyt looks like a mini football they throw in a parade. It was too big to flush down.
I clenched up and ran down the hall with my legs together looking like a complete
Worst part was I went right past one of the baddest bytches in the school and she looked at me like
Finally sat down and exploded
Blackrogue
Superstar
Yungyogurt so gay he intentionally gives himself constipation cause he likes the feeling when it coming out
