Getting tired of these scammers so I hit him with the Reverse Uno card

[BaldingSoHard]

Breh did the when he realized I'm a bigger piece of shyt than he is .

 

[How Sway?]

I fully approve of out scamming the scammer

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I do this all the time.

I love trolling scammers. I told the story on here before about this dude from Jamaica calling me to tell me I won a cash prize and all I had to do was wire $300 to cover the cost of them transferring me my $50k cash prize.

So I told him my closest wire place was in Walmart. He told me he'd stay on the line with me till I got there to wire him the money.

It was a Saturday, I wasn't doing anything but laying around the house watching TV and I kept that fool on the phone for a couple hours


I just put him on mute while I watched TV and occasionally came back and told him "I'm getting dressed" or "I'm headed out to start the car" or "I'm almost there, had to make a few stops"

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I do this all the time.

I love trolling scammers. I told the story on here before about this dude from Jamaica calling me to tell me I won a cash prize and all I had to do was wire $300 to cover the cost of them transferring me my $50k cash prize.

So I told him my closest wire place was in Walmart. He told me he'd stay on the line with me till I got there to wire him the money.

It was a Saturday, I wasn't doing anything but laying around the house watching TV and I kept that fool on the phone for a couple hours


I just put him on mute while I watched TV and occasionally came back and told him "I'm getting dressed" or "I'm headed out to start the car" or "I'm almost there, had to make a few stops"

Hilarious.

How did he eventually get off the call?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Hilarious.

How did he eventually get off the call?

He started getting annoyed like "sir, you aren't there yet?? "


I think I messed up and snickered when I was telling him I was almost there that time,, and he realized what was happening and hung up

 

[Vilify]

That's fukking hilarious.

 

[MaxBundles]

I do this all the time.

I love trolling scammers. I told the story on here before about this dude from Jamaica calling me to tell me I won a cash prize and all I had to do was wire $300 to cover the cost of them transferring me my $50k cash prize.

So I told him my closest wire place was in Walmart. He told me he'd stay on the line with me till I got there to wire him the money.

It was a Saturday, I wasn't doing anything but laying around the house watching TV and I kept that fool on the phone for a couple hours


I just put him on mute while I watched TV and occasionally came back and told him "I'm getting dressed" or "I'm headed out to start the car" or "I'm almost there, had to make a few stops"

Breh, im fukking rolling, this is hilarious lol

 

[bnew]

i'm about to get a new number with an alaska area code and block all alaska area codes from calling/texting me.

 

[klientel]

Don’t let a nikka call me about my car warranty expiring. I always got time for them

 

[invalid]

Scammers and transformers. Exactly what gets the Coli riled up.

Fake.

Look how transformers just come out of nowhere.

 

[bnew]

I do this all the time.

I love trolling scammers. I told the story on here before about this dude from Jamaica calling me to tell me I won a cash prize and all I had to do was wire $300 to cover the cost of them transferring me my $50k cash prize.

So I told him my closest wire place was in Walmart. He told me he'd stay on the line with me till I got there to wire him the money.

It was a Saturday, I wasn't doing anything but laying around the house watching TV and I kept that fool on the phone for a couple hours


I just put him on mute while I watched TV and occasionally came back and told him "I'm getting dressed" or "I'm headed out to start the car" or "I'm almost there, had to make a few stops"

next time play this in the background to further sell the lie.


or

 

[Wildin]

I made a thread about how I trolled a scammer. Posted the audio too.

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

He called me and said I had a warrant for my arrest in Maryland. So I asked him for the details, he told me everything, so I just went a long with it.

I was like "Yeah I was in Maryland" , he asked me if I rented a car, I was like "Yeah I rented a car." He tells me the car was found wrecked and had drugs and blood in it or something, so I made up a backstory about how I was transporting drugs across country and me and my boy kidnapped some kids to sell into sex trafficking, and we killed one of the kids, then killed 2 people in Maryland over a bad drug deal.

Dude was like . I asked him if he believed in God and that God brought us together via the phone call so I could get arrested and end this bullshyt. I also told him I was setting up fake bank accounts and laundering the money through them, everytime he kept asking for an account number I'd add more shocking details for him to go .

Finally he was like "I need your account number so we can give the funds back and everything will be ok." And I was like "That's it? I get off Scot free? No jail, nothing?" And he was like "An officer will come and pick you up tomorrow." And I demanded they come get me now. Then I said "You know what, I'm gonna go shoot up a store!"

That dude disconnected so fast. I hadn't received one spam call since, until literally 2 days ago.
I started recording but I was too tired after my workout to think of anything clever so I hung up.

 

[NO-BadAzz]

I do it all the time


Whenever I am asked for money, I start doing grunting noise, saying my ABC's or something, asking the caller, did they enjoy Happy Meals from McDonald's

Anything to hear that um sir phrase. I have time. I usually go a good 6--7 months without any calls from scammers


I guess word gets around in their circle about who to call and not to call etc

 

[JerkPork]

When i get calls at work I just transfer them to my boss "Lenny" and listen while on mute.

 

[bnew]

I made a thread about how I trolled a scammer. Posted the audio too.

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

He called me and said I had a warrant for my arrest in Maryland. So I asked him for the details, he told me everything, so I just went a long with it.

I was like "Yeah I was in Maryland" , he asked me if I rented a car, I was like "Yeah I rented a car." He tells me the car was found wrecked and had drugs and blood in it or something, so I made up a backstory about how I was transporting drugs across country and me and my boy kidnapped some kids to sell into sex trafficking, and we killed one of the kids, then killed 2 people in Maryland over a bad drug deal.

Dude was like . I asked him if he believed in God and that God brought us together via the phone call so I could get arrested and end this bullshyt. I also told him I was setting up fake bank accounts and laundering the money through them, everytime he kept asking for an account number I'd add more shocking details for him to go .

Finally he was like "I need your account number so we can give the funds back and everything will be ok." And I was like "That's it? I get off Scot free? No jail, nothing?" And he was like "An officer will come and pick you up tomorrow." And I demanded they come get me now. Then I said "You know what, I'm gonna go shoot up a store!"

That dude disconnected so fast. I hadn't received one spam call since, until literally 2 days ago.
I started recording but I was too tired after my workout to think of anything clever so I hung up.

you wild.

edit:

I played it back at 1.77x speed in vlc.
in VLC -> open network stream -> tick box 'show more options' -> add a referrer url or it won't work

 :http-referrer=https://vocaroo.com/

or download the audio and play it back in your preferred audio player with playback speed support.