Giancarlo Stanton damn near hit a 500ft hr tonight

[GunRanger]

Statcast: Stanton's 441-ft homer





if that scoreboard wasnt there, it would have hit 500



the black announcer

 

[Swiggy]

I'm a heterosexual male who doesn't have a real problem with gay shyt, but draws a clear line.

With that said, if I had a p*ssy, this nikka's homerun highlights would have me rubbing my legs together like a cricket

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

I'm a heterosexual male who doesn't have a real problem with gay shyt, but draws a clear line.

With that said, if I had a p*ssy, this nikka's homerun highlights would have me rubbing my legs together like a cricket

you couldn't think of another statement?

 

[GiantGonzalez]

I'm a heterosexual male who doesn't have a real problem with gay shyt, but draws a clear line.

With that said, if I had a p*ssy, this nikka's homerun highlights would have me rubbing my legs together like a cricket

 

[Sauce Dab]

I'm a heterosexual male who doesn't have a real problem with gay shyt, but draws a clear line.

With that said, if I had a p*ssy, this nikka's homerun highlights would have me rubbing my legs together like a cricket

So you're gay?

 

[Swiggy]

 

[He Who Posts Well]

I'm a heterosexual male who doesn't have a real problem with gay shyt, but draws a clear line.

With that said, if I had a p*ssy, this nikka's homerun highlights would have me rubbing my legs together like a cricket

 

[010101]

straight beams*

 

[无名的]

I'm a heterosexual male who doesn't have a real problem with gay shyt, but draws a clear line.

With that said, if I had a p*ssy, this nikka's homerun highlights would have me rubbing my legs together like a cricket

First time I've seen a man make a comment about p*ssy that made him seem gay.

 

[Tony D'Amato]

I'm a heterosexual male who doesn't have a real problem with gay shyt, but draws a clear line.

With that said, if I had a p*ssy, this nikka's homerun highlights would have me rubbing my legs together like a cricket

How deep would your vagina be

 

[NoMorePie]

I'm a heterosexual male who doesn't have a real problem with gay shyt, but draws a clear line.

With that said, if I had a p*ssy, this nikka's homerun highlights would have me rubbing my legs together like a cricket

 

[GunRanger]

How deep would your vagina be

 

[FreshFromATL]

I'm a heterosexual male who doesn't have a real problem with gay shyt, but draws a clear line.

With that said, if I had a p*ssy, this nikka's homerun highlights would have me rubbing my legs together like a cricket

Good Lord at you fantasizing over another man to the point he got you daydreaming about having a p*ssy

 

[JLaw]

I'm a heterosexual male who doesn't have a real problem with gay shyt, but draws a clear line.

With that said, if I had a p*ssy, this nikka's homerun highlights would have me rubbing my legs together like a cricket

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Said it plenty of times but if you're a fan, you have to go watch this dude take BP. The sound the bat and ball makes when he connects on one sounds like nothing you've ever heard in your life

Also, da fuq at @Swiggy