SeveroDrgnfli
Ain't nobody tryin to get indicted.
My legs. Seriously, they make girls act like construction workers or Mexican immigrants when they see a fine girl. I cannot wear cut off shorts anymore. Yesterday I cycled just under ten miles so I had my cut off shorts on. I'm at the store buying candy and water to recover and this woman says, "you have long legs."
Me: thanks I run a lot.
Her: and nice calves. You got some nice skin too.
Me:
She then asked me, "do you know what escape sticks are?" While i'm distracted and thinking about it she squats down and start rubbing my legs and squeezing my calves.
My face was:


I mustered up enough courage to look her in the eyes. Her face was:


I got molested. Full on molested. I feel violated and like there's a layer or filth of my legs that cannot be scrubbed off.
I was told to come to work in speedos.
A) I don't own them.
B ) I would never in my life wear those.
I never knew girls liked legs so much. I'm not handsome and I don't have a killer body. So it's gotta be the legs.
Me: thanks I run a lot.
Her: and nice calves. You got some nice skin too.
Me:

She then asked me, "do you know what escape sticks are?" While i'm distracted and thinking about it she squats down and start rubbing my legs and squeezing my calves.
My face was:



I mustered up enough courage to look her in the eyes. Her face was:



I got molested. Full on molested. I feel violated and like there's a layer or filth of my legs that cannot be scrubbed off.
I was told to come to work in speedos.
A) I don't own them.
B ) I would never in my life wear those.
I never knew girls liked legs so much. I'm not handsome and I don't have a killer body. So it's gotta be the legs.

This fukk nikka sounding like a hoe, take your complement and bask breh 

make a thread about your legs to impress men on an internet forum brehs



