The Realist Perspective
Superstar
So I fukked this girl right and afterwards she was sleep of course. Wehn she woke up she told me
THOT: damn daddy you were all up in me...how many inches is yo dikk.
Me: I dunno, never measured it
(damn lie of course)
THOT: I think you definitely over 7...I'm gonna say 8 inches.
Me: That sounds about right
I'm barely pushing 6.5
But I'll take that W. 
Tell stories of THOTS being THOTS and being bad at math and life decisions.
THOT: damn daddy you were all up in me...how many inches is yo dikk.

Me: I dunno, never measured it
(damn lie of course)THOT: I think you definitely over 7...I'm gonna say 8 inches.
Me: That sounds about right

I'm barely pushing 6.5
But I'll take that W. 
Tell stories of THOTS being THOTS and being bad at math and life decisions.




Yall nikkas really wanted to talk about hoes doing Calculus tho