Give me your best Roman Reigns impression in this thread

[Berniewood Hogan]

Without referencing his trademark moves or catchphrase.

 

[TobiOT]

I'm Roman Reigns..............I'm going to kick your

ASS.

 

[JerseyBoy23]

Pause for 10 minutes while crowd calls me an a$$hole then say "It's MY HOUSE NOW TOO" and leave.

 

[NYChase718]

Yeah. Im the best. And Im gonna win cuz nobody can beat me.

:leaves:

 

[Max.]

Last ppv i lost again...but im gona win the royal rumble,mitb and stay in the main event of every raw

 

[hysteria416]

You can sell your peace treaty at the pawn shop you sold your gold medals

 

[TransJenner]

YOU KNOW SOMETHING !!!!

__________ is a ......bytch

Let me tell you why I’m better than ___________

You see ___________ can’t even beat me !

 

[DosCadenaz]

I WAS SAYING BOO-URNS!

 

[September]

[stands at the top of the stage while music place]

*deafening crowd boos*

[smirks]

The end.

 

[Rout3r2035]

His moves are named like something out of this Brian Regan sketch... hell every time I see him do the Superman Punch and Cole get all I can't help but think it should be called the Whammy Kablammy

 

[The Rainmaker]

Vince didn't smart me up Please love me

 

[Mike the Executioner]

"Here's what I think, Brock Lesnar. You're just a bytch. A big, stupid bytch that hides behind his contract like a bytch does. You know, you kinda remind me of Curious George. You know, I have daughters at home, they love watching him on TV. Curious George always getting bananas, having little adventures of mischief. I guess that would technically.....make Paul Heyman.....the Man in the Yellow Hat, wouldn't it? You can't give a monkey a microphone, Paul.

But all that is just another reason why I'm going to beat your monkey ass and become the new Universal Champion. Because I don't bury talent. I'm not an indie darling. And I sure as hell ain't Vince's boy. I'm just the one and only......Roman Reigns."

 

[Golayitdown]

[stands at the top of the stage while music place]

*deafening crowd boos*

[smirks]

The end.

This is money if they just let it rock.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

"OLE MAH ITS THE BIG DAWG!"-Cole

*Reigns walks out and stares at his personal hell (Fans booing and not giving a shyt)

*Walks to ring*

*grabs mic magically*

"Brock...you know why I'm.....here" (Brock isn't the one you are feuding with...it's Balor this month)

"For......two months you been....dodging.........me" (He only shows up during special events breh)

"The...W....W...E keeps screwing.....me" (Nah that's not how screwing works chief)

"Come Summerslam I will make you mah.................................bytch" (He's not wrestling you at Summerslam, but whatevez)

*cues music*

 

[Fenian]

Ooooaaaahhh!