GMB come on in here .....now you cant even have Girlfriends out here ...that taking men to court and want half your wealth....#fukkery

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*sees GMB ad on billboard and calls number for help*

For GMB, press 1. Para la associacion de hermanos de passaporte presione el numero dos.

*presses 1*

Thank you for calling the offices of GMB.. We’re sorry, but all of your girl’s orifices are busy assisting other customers. If you want the best possible outcome of this situation, hang up, call back and press the number 2 or dos when prompted, otherwise please stay on the line for her next available orifice. Your money is very important to her(and us), and your feelings will be discarded in the order in which they were received. Thank you for simping.

*continues to hold to I Don’t Wanna Know hold music*
 
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Is common law marriage a thing in New Zealand where Israel is from?
 

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Soon as you turn pro or blow up in any sport, or blow up in entertainment, get with the experts and dump your sauce in the freezer.

Get a vasectomy.

Deal with high-end escorts/IG models who sell. The occasional ongoing companion will tap into your spirit but she'll never be able to trap and dictate your future.

I don't understand being at that level and trying to move or carry relationships normal. Your resources change everything.
 

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Marriage rates about to plummet even further. :francis:
 
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