*sees GMB ad on billboard and calls number for help*
For GMB, press 1. Para la associacion de hermanos de passaporte presione el numero dos.
*presses 1*
Thank you for calling the offices of GMB.. We’re sorry, but all of your girl’s orifices are busy assisting other customers. If you want the best possible outcome of this situation, hang up, call back and press the number 2 or dos when prompted, otherwise please stay on the line for her next available orifice. Your money is very important to her(and us), and your feelings will be discarded in the order in which they were received. Thank you for simping.
*continues to hold to I Don’t Wanna Know hold music*