Go in Water, brehs

[SAINT]

 

[Diondon]

That's a trout to a Coli breh

 

[|r|e|a|d|]

That's a trout to a Coli breh

BJJ is even MORE effective in the water

 

[atlbound]

@CarbonBraddock come tell us about your technique, fighting style, for this here fish

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

it's like walking into someone's crib and being surprised they home.

all those muffled screams

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

White people are professional death seekers.

You will never catch no black people in the water with sharks.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

@CarbonBraddock come tell us about your technique, fighting style, for this here fish

What you want to do with a shark is give it one of your arms, same as with a dog. Once it latches on, you apply a blood choke and cut off its air supply. If you are a trained boxer like i am, you could go straight for the body with either hand. Of course, since theres a good chance any encounter with a shark will be underwater, you will need better than average core strength to generate the knockout power. It is definitely doable though if you can hold a plank maneuver for five hours, you have the core strength to knock out a shark I'd say.

 

[xCivicx]

What you want to do with a shark is give it one of your arms, same as with a dog. Once it latches on, you apply a blood choke and cut off its air supply. If you are a trained boxer like i am, you could go straight for the body with either hand. Of course, since theres a good chance any encounter with a shark will be underwater, you will need better than average core strength to generate the knockout power. It is definitely doable though if you can hold a plank maneuver for five hours, you have the core strength to knock out a shark I'd say.

I read that you're supposed to poke a shark in the eye

 

[Tim Dripcan]

@CarbonBraddock come tell us about your technique, fighting style, for this here fish

You forgot to mention the BJJ gawd @Mowgli

 

[Mowgli]

I'll put my whole arm in that sharks gills and conduct a fukkin symphony of fish to hop in my boat before they catch it next

 

[Strapped]

Shoot it

 

[lightbearerchef]

BJJ is even MORE effective in the water

Thread over

 

[KingJay]

Facts
I'm a land animal, so imma stay on land
Dumbasses really pretending they're fish and shyt, makes no sense to me
You go into the water, you invaded that shark's home, can't be sad at all about getting torn to shreds, some might even say you deserve it
What do I even need to get in the water for, like there's not enough on land to satisfy me?
Choose to go into an endless body of water that we don't even know what's really in to hang out with fish over staying on land surrounded by baddies and human culture, brehs

 

[Jparker]

What you want to do with a shark is give it one of your arms, same as with a dog. Once it latches on, you apply a blood choke and cut off its air supply. If you are a trained boxer like i am, you could go straight for the body with either hand. Of course, since theres a good chance any encounter with a shark will be underwater, you will need better than average core strength to generate the knockout power. It is definitely doable though if you can hold a plank maneuver for five hours, you have the core strength to knock out a shark I'd say.

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