Go on vacation, roll your ankle playing ball

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

Have patience with it. This is a test from God. Pass your test with patience.

 

[flea]

put it in some water :yolo:

would of been hilarious without the white background

 

[trick]

you got travel insurance?

 

[JMurder]

hearing a pop in your calf on your way to work is worse

breh



how?

 

[JMurder]

Have patience with it. This is a test from God. Pass your test with patience.

I came home and had unprotected sex with my ex-girlfriend

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

I came home and had unprotected sex with my ex-girlfriend

Hopefully you have repented by now.

 

[JMurder]

Hopefully you have repented by now.

:owerd:

 

[tremonthustler1]

breh



how?

changing trains on 59th. I was going from the A to the B and I'm just tryna get to the B before it closes. As I'm pulling up, *pop*

I spent the whole time at work like


I'm feeling a little better now since I think it was a grade 1 calf strain, but my life flashed before my eyes when I heard that pop

 

[Lewis Black]

yall some weak ass new york nikkas man.

 

[urgirlatmynextshow]

I was...

went up high for the board...right foot landed on somebody...I was wearing low tops

You prolly deserved it, you were goin up high for that pill cuz you were gonna get it and not pass to nobody dribble all the way down the court to force a lay up with your big uncoordinated self and miss it then make a face when you think you got fouled and the other team is scoring a 5 on 4 bucket on the opposite end while you're crying.

Box out and hand me the ball the ball when you get the board, and if you want it back go and get some nice post position, scrub.