went over my aunts house to pick up my lil cousin tyrell, nikka just got out after sittin for 3 years..i told the nikka ova the phone i was gone take him to get some food..im outside and start honking the horn, this nikka gone crack da door and stick his head out like 
then went back inside, im in da car like 
da fukk? nikka lets go...2 mins later he gone come walking out the house like
cuz: nikka LET ME DRIVE
Me:
nikka u just got out, chill...Cuz: fukk IT DEN OL HOE AZZ NIGGUH (walks over to a honda across the street and pulls out a car jack)
Me:
da fukk, is this nikka stealing a car in broad daylight (opens car door) BRO OK..U CAN DRIVE..dont steal dat car hell wrong wit u
Cuz:
aight bet..u gone see I be dippin (hops in drivers seat and smashes before I can put my seat belt on
)Me:
BRUH SLOW DOWNCuz:
scary ass nikka..hoe ass cops CAN'T SEE ME CUZ WATCH DIS (da nikka hit a curb and starts driving on the sidewalk)Me:PULL OVER NOW
Cuz: (flashes heat at me) MAKE ME OL SCARY AZZ NIGGUH
he pulls into a KFC drive thru..
Cuz: we finna eat good
u paying.Me:
ok.KFC employee: Good evening, what will you be having today sir?
Cuz: (spits at the intercom
) YOU CAN START BY GIVING ME 20 PIECES OF CHICKENN MUTHAfukkA AND DONT BURN MY shyt GOOFY.Me: damn Breh why u gotta cuss at da man
Cuz:
ON MY MAMA IF DEZ nikkaS BURN MY CHICKEN IM DUMPIN CUZ..Me:
chill bruh u on parole..Cuz: (pulls out gun and cocks it)
Me:
do u famo, ima step outside and check da tire pressure right quick..Cuz: nikka WAT?
Me: nah dont trip just get yo food ima check da tire pressure cuz my shyt be flat sometimes
Cuz:
ok.Me: (hops out whip and runs across the street, sitting at the bus stop like
..cuz staring at me from the car like )Next thing i know bro pulls up to the window and the worker hands him his food but instead of grabbin da food he starts dumpin into the window and starts screaming "YOU BURNT MY shyt nikka"
Me: (running down the street like
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