How many simps are lined up or sitting with their dates paying for expensive ass meal
Yet majority of them will drop them off at home by 10pm
Smh
Yet majority of them will drop them off at home by 10pm
Smh
Go to any upscale restaurant at around 9pm and watch
- Thread starter Malcolmxxx_23
- Start date
Not even upscale just the regular restaurants
oop
People watch from the sidelines, brehs 
DarlingNikki
lil baby
How do we know they aren't getting the p*ssy
iceberg_is_on_fire
Wearing Lions gear when it wasn't cool
I had a former friend take a chick to Olive Garden for a meal and I watched this nikka just eat the free salad and water while trying to play like he wasn't hungry. I had to disassociate myself from him after that act of simpness. If you don't have the funds, don't play yourself.
HookersandIceCream
#TeamOrange
Why would I do that 
Well I have a mini minimi friend from New Jersey Camden who takes females out to dinner even though he is limit in cash
He takes them out buys them food and then goes home without smashing
Majestic Pape
The-Coli = W SOHH = L
Sucker ass mufukka.
Just go to the restaurant you like or place you like, and tell her if she wants to JOIN YOU you'll ALLOW it. That's what I do.
*hasn't been on a date in 2014*
*hasn't spent any of the money he's earned in 2014*
DarlingNikki
lil baby
what does oop mean?
just buy whores, then.
Depends
Deep down I still have simp traits that were deeply rooted in me in my college days
Do you smash dudes who work at Pepsi?
Nah OP you go ahead and do it and you tell us alllllll about it :holyfieldhuh:
DarlingNikki
lil baby
While I'm sure they are nice guys at Pepsi, I have never. I knew a guy who worked at Pepsi once, he spoke negatively about me to a new poster in Skype, she later outted him in my pms. We no longer converse.
I would've strained my neck looking down at him anyway, saved me a trip to the doctor.