SalamiAttack
All Star
WHY AREN'T MORE FOLKS TALKING ABOUT THIS Piff af GAME!!!
Get Chased by the Feds , brehs

Get FLOCKED by some CHicks, breh

Get to be the Forman on the Job, brehs

Go swim with the bytch from the Ring, Breh

Get to 'HANG' with White Folks, brehs

Get to stare out the Project Windows, breh

Get to watch some reverse Tuskegee syphilis experiment type shyt go down, breh

Get to gasp and run and jump and DIE and live and wonder, brehs

Get to WORK AT GOOGLE, Brehs

GET TO RECEIVE UNIVERSAL CRITICAL ACCLAIM, YET MUFFUGAS ON THE COLI TOO BUSY PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, BATTLEFIELD, AND TITANFALL 2, TO NOTICE THE DANES DROPPED THE ETHER, brehs

This shyt is the reverse AAA game....

NEVER SPOON FEEDS YOU...

ZERO HUD CLOGGIN' THE SCREEN

NO shyt Dialogue that some Hollywood Film school reject pulls out there ASS while saving it to their iPhone notepad, drafting while stuck in traffic on the 405

NO lame ass 70s/80s/90s/2000s payola licensed soundtraq to have you bumpin' wack tracks which add ZERO VALUE to the gameplay or the narrative











THIS GAME
IT fukkS YOUR WHOLE LIFE UP...

AND...
YOU WILL LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT

*those endings


Get Chased by the Feds , brehs

Get FLOCKED by some CHicks, breh

Get to be the Forman on the Job, brehs

Go swim with the bytch from the Ring, Breh

Get to 'HANG' with White Folks, brehs

Get to stare out the Project Windows, breh

Get to watch some reverse Tuskegee syphilis experiment type shyt go down, breh

Get to gasp and run and jump and DIE and live and wonder, brehs

Get to WORK AT GOOGLE, Brehs

GET TO RECEIVE UNIVERSAL CRITICAL ACCLAIM, YET MUFFUGAS ON THE COLI TOO BUSY PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, BATTLEFIELD, AND TITANFALL 2, TO NOTICE THE DANES DROPPED THE ETHER, brehs

This shyt is the reverse AAA game....

NEVER SPOON FEEDS YOU...

ZERO HUD CLOGGIN' THE SCREEN

NO shyt Dialogue that some Hollywood Film school reject pulls out there ASS while saving it to their iPhone notepad, drafting while stuck in traffic on the 405

NO lame ass 70s/80s/90s/2000s payola licensed soundtraq to have you bumpin' wack tracks which add ZERO VALUE to the gameplay or the narrative











THIS GAME
IT fukkS YOUR WHOLE LIFE UP...

AND...
YOU WILL LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT

*those endings







To be fair, I haven't heard anyone talking about it (probably for the same reason) I've learned today that it is a great game, and it should be. I can get it from Best Buy right now for $25 and I'm like 
