God damn do I hate fat girls in a club setting!

[BuyandSave]

You're talking to her friend...you know, the one that you actually want, and she's over there rolling her eyes and trying to pull her away. Her friend could actually somewhat justify being stuck up but she's cool as can be but this fukking fat sack of shyt is acting like she's too good to stand around us mere mortals. "Um, excuse me, we were having a conversation here..." bytch, fukk you! fukk your fukking conversation! Why do you fat c*nts even go out? Nobody likes you. Nobody wants you there. All you do is stink up the place with your gravy flavored sweat, start fights, and actively try to ruin everybody's good time because you're not happy with yourselves. I actually witnessed one of these butterballs yell out "NOOOOOOO!" and basically wrestle her friend away from some dude that she was clearly into. Another time some fukking Bulbasaur looking bytch was actively bragging about getting a free drink as if she didn't just receive one by default. Clubs need to either administer a weight limit or create some kind of play room full of snacks so these twats can eat up something other than positive energy.

 

[Heretic]

had something similar happen to me a couple of weeks ago where I was talking to a girl in the mall and her fat ass friend tried every trick in the book to get her friend to leave. Even commented that I look like I treat girls bad and the tats were a dead giveaway. I'm thinking to myself, "i'm the nicest nikka in the world, shut yo fat ass up"
But I just said "looks are very deceiving in my case"

Also recently had a girl approach me on behalf of her blubberous friend.
Chick came up like hey sexy and immediately I'm like "shyt what's good?"
then I talk to her a little bit then she was like "I wish I saw you first but my friend is scared to death to approach you."

I look over the girls shoulder and look back at the girl in front of me like

She's like "i know I know, but she's really sweet"
All I could say is "i'm a really nice guy too but she's not my type, but you are, let me get your number and I'll hit u up later and just tell her I'm an a$$hole so you don't hurt her feelings"

Got the number too friends ain't shyt

 

[Marco Zen]

 

[Big Blue]

had something similar happen to me a couple of weeks ago. Also recently had a girl approach me on behalf of her blubberous friend.
Chick came up like hey sexy and immediately I'm like "shyt what's good?"
then I talk to her a little bit then she was like "I wish I saw you first but my friend is scared to death to approach you."

I look over the girls shoulder and look back at the girl in front of me like

She's like "i know I know, but she's really sweet"
All I could say is "i'm a really nice guy too but she's not my type, but you are, let me get your number and I'll hit u up later and just tell her I'm an a$$hole so you don't hurt her feelings"

Got the number too friends ain't shyt

Girls make the worst wingmen

 

[Pdiddy]

See,that's why I always keep a savage ass dude on my team. The type of negro that will fukk anything with a p*ssy. He will distract the whale while I move in for the kill.

 

[Marco Zen]

You're talking to her friend...you know, the one that you actually want, and she's over there rolling her eyes and trying to pull her away. Her friend could actually somewhat justify being stuck up but she's cool as can be but this fukking fat sack of shyt is acting like she's too good to stand around us mere mortals. "Um, excuse me, we were having a conversation here..." bytch, fukk you! fukk your fukking conversation! Why do you fat c*nts even go out? Nobody likes you. Nobody wants you there. All you do is stink up the place with your gravy flavored sweat, start fights, and actively try to ruin everybody's good time because you're not happy with yourselves. I actually witnessed one of these butterballs yell out "NOOOOOOO!" and basically wrestle her friend away from some dude that she was clearly into. Another time some fukking Bulbasaur looking bytch was actively bragging about getting a free drink as if she didn't just receive one by default. Clubs need to either administer a weight limit or create some kind of play room full of snacks so these twats can eat up something other than positive energy.

So you didn't score before big girl pulled at her?

Not sure if you can claim a cogblock defense on this breh, you just lost

 

[BuyandSave]

See,that's why I always keep a savage ass dude on my team. They type of negro that will fukk anything with a p*ssy. He will distract the whale while I move in for the kill.

Man, that's part of the problem. That's how these bytches end up having "standards" and "confidence". There is nothing that infuriates me more than an arrogant fat girl.

 

[Marco Zen]

See,that's why I always keep a savage ass dude on my team. They type of negro that will fukk anything with a p*ssy. He will distract the whale while I move in for the kill.

That nikka said distract the whale

 

[Heretic]

Girls make the worst wingmen

I know breh like why did she send her bad ass friend over to me and expect favorable results? But I suspect some simp nikka gassed her up bc she was in there with some tight short ass dress on showing titty meats and figured can't nobody resist. She was pretty in the face but that body was shaped like a dorito chip

 

[BuyandSave]

So you didn't score before big girl pulled at her?

Not sure if you can claim a cogblock defense on this breh, you just lost

I approached them both while we were smoking on the patio. I was with a friend, we introduced ourselves, and I started talking to the girl that I liked. The fatty was quiet even though my buddy tried to humor her but she clearly saw through it and just kept butting into our conversation, whining, and pulling her friend away to "go dance". I was going to go up there too but this thing literally got behind her friend to block her out with her back. I mean, I know that everybody on this site is a pickup artist but I'm just a regular fukking guy - there are some situations that I either can't or won't work through.

 

[Sugar]

Co-fukking-sign

Fat bytches are without a doubt the dregs of the social, nightclub world. I dont even like seeing them hoes dancing, being all happy and shyt

fukk em

 

[Heretic]

I approached them both while we were smoking on the patio. I was with a friend, we introduced ourselves, and I started talking to the girl that I liked. The fatty was quiet even though my buddy tried to humor her but she clearly saw through it and just kept butting into our conversation, whining, and pulling her friend away to "go dance". I was going to go up there too but this thing literally got behind her friend to block her out with her back. I mean, I know that everybody on this site is a pickup artist but I'm just a regular fukking guy - there are some situations that I either can't or won't work through.

Nah breh I'm with you... I usually chalk that up to the hatin ass friend as a win like mission accomplished witcha fat ass

 

[Marco Zen]

I approached them both while we were smoking on the patio. I was with a friend, we introduced ourselves, and I started talking to the girl that I liked. The fatty was quiet even though my buddy tried to humor her but she clearly saw through it and just kept butting into our conversation, whining, and pulling her friend away to "go dance". I was going to go up there too but this thing literally got behind her friend to block her out with her back. I mean, I know that everybody on this site is a pickup artist but I'm just a regular fukking guy - there are some situations that I either can't or won't work through.

If ol girl was allowing her friend to butt in/ block you from dancing on that ass then you lost anyway.

I'm assuming you didn't strike fast enough with "Ay, lemme hit you up sometime" which in turn gave biggums the window of opportunity to


You gotta be able to sense that kinda shyt or be prepared for the hot chiks friend who's either gonna hate because she's jealous or block you because she wants to help keep her occasionally whorish fine friend from cheating on her man/ behave unchristian like

 

[Marco Zen]

Co-fukking-sign

Fat bytches are without a doubt the dregs of the social, nightclub world. I dont even like seeing them hoes dancing, being all happy and shyt

fukk em

nikka mad because the fat bytch happy and got more confidence in herself than he do

 

[Sugar]

nikka mad because the fat bytch happy and got more confidence in herself than he do

Couldnt be any further from the truth fukk u and those blobs of flesh u caping for, u bytch ass nikka