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An Iranian, a Jew, and a Palestinian walk into a bar. Bartender asks the Iranian what he'd like to drink, to which the Iranian answers: "I want to make love to my wife when I see her later, but I live two hours from here. Make me a drink that will keep me horny when I get home."

Bartender says gotcha, turns to the Jew, and asks him what he'd like to drink, to which the Jew answers: "I too want to make love to my wife when I see her later, but I live three hours from here. I would also like a drink that will keep me horny when I get home."

Bartender says gotcha, turns to the Palestinian, and asks him what he'd like to drink, to which the Palestinian answers "a bag full of grass."

The bartender, now puzzled, looks at the Palestinian and asks "Ahh, because you too want to make love to your wife tonight, but she is so far from here you'll need the grass to rest your head on midway when you take a break on your journey home."

"Not exactly..." The Palestinian replied. "I only live ten minutes from here, but if I don't bring dinner to my wife when I get in, she'll charge me, gore me with her horns, kick me with her hooves and then these two will be the only ones getting any pu$$y tonight!"
 

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An Iranian, a Jew, and a Palestinian walk into a bar. Bartender asks the Iranian what he'd like to drink, to which the Iranian answers: "I want to make love to my wife when I see her later, but I live two hours from here. Make me a drink that will keep me horny when I get home."

Bartender says gotcha, turns to the Jew, and asks him what he'd like to drink, to which the Jew answers: "I too want to make love to my wife when I see her later, but I live three hours from here. I would also like a drink that will keep me horny when I get home."

Bartender says gotcha, turns to the Palestinian, and asks him what he'd like to drink, to which the Palestinian answers "a bag full of grass."

The bartender, now puzzled, looks at the Palestinian and asks "Ahh, because you too want to make love to your wife tonight, but she is so far from here you'll need the grass to rest your head on midway when you take a break on your journey home."

"Not exactly..." The Palestinian replied. "I only live ten minutes from here, but if I don't bring dinner to my wife when I get in, she'll charge me, gore me with her horns, kick me with her hooves and then these two will be the only ones getting any pu$$y tonight!"
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An Iranian, a Jew, and a Palestinian walk into a bar. Bartender asks the Iranian what he'd like to drink, to which the Iranian answers: "I want to make love to my wife when I see her later, but I live two hours from here. Make me a drink that will keep me horny when I get home."

Bartender says gotcha, turns to the Jew, and asks him what he'd like to drink, to which the Jew answers: "I too want to make love to my wife when I see her later, but I live three hours from here. I would also like a drink that will keep me horny when I get home."

Bartender says gotcha, turns to the Palestinian, and asks him what he'd like to drink, to which the Palestinian answers "a bag full of grass."

The bartender, now puzzled, looks at the Palestinian and asks "Ahh, because you too want to make love to your wife tonight, but she is so far from here you'll need the grass to rest your head on midway when you take a break on your journey home."

"Not exactly..." The Palestinian replied. "I only live ten minutes from here, but if I don't bring dinner to my wife when I get in, she'll charge me, gore me with her horns, kick me with her hooves and then these two will be the only ones getting any pu$$y tonight!"
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