going out to eat with bunch of people and then when the bill comes is hilariously

[Brandon M.]

awkward! lmao....one person itemizing, one person throws 30 bucks on the table, one person pulls out a card, one person says i only walked with 20 dollars, another person pulls out a card, another person pulls out a card ..............LMAO

 

[the cac mamba]

i hate people who dont carry cash

 

[M617]

its annoying i here ya. when i go out to eat i ALWAYS make sure i have cash and not just cash but change...like 2 $20, 1 $10, 2 $5's type of deal. i dont mind throwing a couple bucks extra if i have to for tip or whatever but it really pisses me off when your having a good time and some cheap ass wants to be slick and do anything they can to try pay less or make paying difficult

4 people all with cards...good luck with that

 

[smokeurobinson]

OP stole that bit from Seinfield.

 

[JLova]

i hate people who dont carry cash

You will hate me.

 

[Glock Lesnar]

The best is when people fight because they actually want to pay the bill.

 

[Mr210]

Ive never been to a restaurant where you cant split the checks, so ive never had that issue

 

[FaTaL]

how about the awkward moment when the waitress places the bill on the table and everybody pretends to not notice it

 

[Brandon M.]

OP stole that bit from Seinfield.

i rarely watch tv. and if i do its espn or cnn. so ur wrong

 

[Numpsay]

Its funny how it differs depending on who you are with.

When I'm with my Eritrean friends the bill is split evenly amongst everyone regardless as to who ordered what. A lot of the time stuff is ordered family style with them anyway.

With my own family its always a mess because there is always 1-2 people that need a sponsor smh, and then your mix of cards and cash, so the bill always just has to be split.

With my regular friends the bill is just split so everybody pays for their own.

 

[Brandon M.]

Its funny how it differs depending on who you are with.

When I'm with my Eritrean friends the bill is split evenly amongst everyone regardless as to who ordered what. A lot of the time stuff is ordered family style with them anyway.

With my own family its always a mess because there is always 1-2 people that need a sponsor smh, and then your mix of cards and cash, so the bill always just has to be split.

With my regular friends the bill is just split so everybody pays for their own.

but what if 2 people order 70 dollar steaks and the other 4 order 20 dollar meals? lol....shyts crazy thats why i only eat with like 4 people max

 

[Numpsay]

but what if 2 people order 70 dollar steaks and the other 4 order 20 dollar meals? lol....shyts crazy thats why i only eat with like 4 people max

Not a problem with them, they all know how the bill works, no one ever orders the most expensive thing on the menu. First time I went to eat with them and shyt was did like that I was like wait a minute. But I have eaten with them numerous times and the amount I ended up paying is always around the same price of what I would have paid for my meal alone. Sometimes a lil less, sometimes a lil more. Not enough to bother me though.

 

[Brandon M.]

how about the awkward moment when the waitress places the bill on the table and everybody pretends to not notice it

hahaha...most of the time i pick it up first and be like "oooooh shyt, what yall order with this big ass bill" and the bill really be light lol.....,sometimes , depending on who im with, i just pay for the whole shyt....if i got it ima spend it on my peoples

 

[Brandon M.]

Not a problem with them, they all know how the bill works, no one ever orders the most expensive thing on the menu. First time I went to eat with them and shyt was did like that I was like wait a minute. But I have eaten with them numerous times and the amount I ended up paying is always around the same price of what I would have paid for my meal alone. Sometimes a lil less, sometimes a lil more. Not enough to bother me though.

its never really been a problem , just awkward. i wish it was a better way lol

 

[Mensch Fontana]

thats why you tell the waitresss your splitting the bill before hand