Going to church doesn't make you a christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car

[L&HH]

Tbh, I have no idea what the title has anything to do with this video I just found this video hilarious and couldn't think of a title other than jacking the worldstar one

 

[Ricky Church]

at the comparison...dude said a "car"

 

[Rawtid]

at the comparison...dude said a "car"

Lmmfao!!! Same thing I was thinking.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

nice to see people having fun, living life.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

How does one define a Christian though? Is it enough to believe that Jesus was Christ and is the Son of God, or does one have to follow all the doctrines of the Bible?

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

 

[bangbreh]

yo man this is wild as hell
i went to my ex boss' church and they had people fallin over, putting blankets on em, talking in tongues and rubbin peoples heads pushin em over.
i looked at the person i came w/and we both had the

face. told him it's time to go before we start being unintentionally disrespectful and bust out laughing.

 

[MikelArteta]

How does one define a Christian though? Is it enough to believe that Jesus was Christ and is the Son of God, or does one have to follow all the doctrines of the Bible?

believe that Jesus is the Son of God, repent for your sins and try to live a righteous life

 

[MikelArteta]

yo man this is wild as hell
i went to my ex boss' church and they had people fallin over, putting blankets on em, talking in tongues and rubbin peoples heads pushin em over.
i looked at the person i came w/and we both had the

face. told him it's time to go before we start being unintentionally disrespectful and bust out laughing.

good you left and wasn't disrespectful

enjoy hell

 

[Groanman]

Well alright.

 

[bangbreh]

good you left and wasn't disrespectful

enjoy hell

man i go to church every now and again, spent 10 months in a ministry 5 years back. i'm just not into all the theatrics breh

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

How does one define a Christian though? Is it enough to believe that Jesus was Christ and is the Son of God, or does one have to follow all the doctrines of the Bible?

Depends on which minister is asking for your money.

 

[mozichrome]

and yet folks still gonna go to church sunday with no regards to internet folks bashing their religion

 

[mortuus est]

a white mans religion, god bless them..................... their is no god but god bless em

 

[Illuminatos]

Lol I remember one of my neighbors husband was a preacher, and she invited us to her church.

Top 5 WOAT experience.

Motherfukkers were on the floor rolling around and vomiting, running around the damn building screaming and speaking different languages. Even had nikkas was throwing themselves against the damn wall.

I'm just there sitting down ignoring everyone trying to block it out like

Then I see preacher lady start walking up to me and hit me with the

Had a nikka like