Good evening. I was busy for a while, so I have a few questions I've been embarrassed to ask.

[Hope]

I trust ya more than the rest of the internet or people irl. A lot of family and friends still believe in folklore or something, they say some wild shyt. I also know I don't listen and so maybe it's me. I don't like google, so much mis-information and opposing thoughts.

(1a) If something went down the wrong pipe, I would be able to tell right? Sometimes I eat and drink so quick, it feels funny. (1b) small pills can down down the wrong pipe and I wouldn't be able to tell right, they wouldn't be absorbed and so i'm not getting effect?

2) Spices and herbs are still okay if container is left open for a few hours-days right. the whole point of the container to to not be wasteful or avoid spills right?

3) If i eat burnt food do i still get most of nutrients, really concerned about getting enough calories. Specially talking about carbs and meats.

4) How the hell do you get your sodium level down. Mine satsys high and I rarelyput salt on anything.

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Basically I know nothing about cooking, eating, or supporting myself in that area. I was even thinking of going to one of the Cuny's to get a lot of education and become a Nutritionist. Alledgedly is the least stressful job on earth for great pay. But I hate food and always had a bad relationship with it.

 

[batsu]

1) Wrong pipe there's only one "pipe" called the esophagus that is connected to your stomach.

2) It's fine to leave them out in the open unless you got roaches

3) You won't get the same amount of nutrients or calories in burnt food but why the fukk are you eating burnt food in the first place

4) Drink more water like a gallon a day.

 

[Stir Fry]

As long as it's not going up any of your pipes, i think you're straight.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

This entire thread.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Burnt food causes cancer bruh. You shouldn't be eating that.

 

[King Kreole]

nikka do I look like Sergey Brin?

Google is your friend, bruh

 

[MikeyC]

(1a) If something went down the wrong pipe, I would be able to tell right? Sometimes I eat and drink so quick, it feels funny.

Nah, you're good. If it goes down the wrong pipe, it shouldn't affect you, you just breathe it out.

(1b) small pills can down down the wrong pipe and I wouldn't be able to tell right, they wouldn't be absorbed and so i'm not getting effect?

They will be absorbed, regardless of what it is.

2) Spices and herbs are still okay if container is left open for a few hours-days right. the whole point of the container to to not be wasteful or avoid spills right?

No. The jars contain vital antiviral chemicals that prevent the spices from being contaminated. You probably contracted AIDS now.

3) If i eat burnt food do i still get most of nutrients, really concerned about getting enough calories. Specially talking about carbs and meats.

No. They actually have a negative effect on your nutritional well-being; they take nutrients away from your body. Eating burnt food can cause your bodyto start eating itself.

4) How the hell do you get your sodium level down. Mine satsys high and I rarelyput salt on anything.

Listen to my colleague Dr. Bank$, he's very experienced in advising patients such as yourself:



My prognosis: Say bye to your loved ones. I give you about 2 hours left to live. Good luck and Rest In Peace.

 

[Hope]

I aint google-ing shyt, fukk google and the internet besides pornhub and amazon.

I'll wait until a friend of mine is available, or maybe a female friend can help me out. @batsu might be right about most of it. Everything causes cancer according to google, doubt burn food is that bad.

 

[Hope]

speaking of roaches, i'm seeing them a lot lately in bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen. Lots of water leakages and food left behind. Thank God no Water Bugs or mice yet, I would freakout ...

what's the worst that can happen if they go in your ear?

Need to get better with killing them with my hands, grabbing or shoe or napkin these things get away.

 

[Hope]

gonna fall asleep late tonight.

 

[Cory MBA]

 

[Super Ramon]

 

[It is a mystery]

Unintentionally funny threads are the best

 

[str8up]

Slightly burnt food

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

speaking of roaches, i'm seeing them a lot lately in bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen. Lots of water leakages and food left behind. Thank God no Water Bugs or mice yet, I would freakout ...

what's the worst that can happen if they go in your ear?

Need to get better with killing them with my hands, grabbing or shoe or napkin these things get away.