Google Florida Man plus your birthday and post the news article.

[Mike809]

My birthday is Aug 29th so this is what i got.

Florida man tries to conceal $1,000 cash in rectum, deputies say

A Florida man arrested in Marion County over the weekend tried to conceal more than $1,000 in his rectum, authorities said.

www.clickorlando.com

A Florida man arrested in Marion County over the weekend tried to conceal more than $1,000 in his rectum, authorities said.

Pattreon Stokes, 26, was driving a white Buick that was stopped for speeding early Saturday near East Highway 40 and Baseline Road, according to the Sheriff's Office. A 7-month-old child was in the passenger seat.

Nearly 200 grams of methamphetamine, some crack cocaine, heroin and a scale were found during a search of the vehicle, deputies said. They said they found a large wad of cash and some marijuana on Stokes' person.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

My birthday is Aug 29th so this is what i got.

Florida man tries to conceal $1,000 cash in rectum, deputies say

A Florida man arrested in Marion County over the weekend tried to conceal more than $1,000 in his rectum, authorities said.

www.clickorlando.com

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[Georgiamuscle]

Florida man calls 911, admits to shooting naked man at apartment complex

A shooting at a South Florida apartment complex on Wednesday involved a naked man and a person who called 911 to report that he had pulled the trigger, authorities said.

www.boston25news.com

 

[Alix217]

January 21​

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Florida man known as ‘The Monkey Whisperer’ arrested for illegally selling primates​

This website is unavailable in your location. – KIRO 7 News Seattle

www.kiro7.com

 

[duck]

Redirect Notice

Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Daughter With Pizza After She Didn't Want to Eat With Him

 

[Uitomy]

https://www.audacy.com/fm1019/blogs/mel/florida-man-october-3

 

[EBK String]

Playing phising games. This is what scammers do on social media to get people personal information.

 

[F*ckthemkids]

https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/drunk-florida-man-was-eating-spaghetti-with-his-hands-outside-olive-garden-police-say/67-33b3d2ea-0d5f-4a0a-af92-aec162e4bbab

Honestly...It sounds like something the police would find me doing.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

1. This is old
2. You can do the same thing for any state

 

[Stir Fry]

@General Mills

Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’

 

[Dem313wayz]

Florida man wearing blue bonnet and flowery dress allegedly steals 28 cans of baby formula from Publix

A worker at the Publix at Midpoint Center said\u00a0she saw the man in his 50s\u00a0on surveillance cameras\u00a0around 9:40 p.m. Saturday

www.news-press.com

Florida man wearing bonnet and flowery dress steals 28 cans of baby formula

 

[LadyJ2]

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from​

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from

A Florida man climbed atop a piece of equipment at a Clearwater Beach playground Sunday and yelled at a bunch of children in the area.

www.tampabay.com

 

[Prodyson]

Playing phising games. This is what scammers do on social media to get people personal information.

I was thinking the same thing. This is the second thread I’ve seen of someone asking about people’s birthdates.

 

[LadyJ2]

1. This is old
2. You can do the same thing for any state

Texas Man Charged with Fatally Shooting 3-Year-Old for Jumping on Bed​

Texas Man Charged with Fatally Shooting 3-Year-Old for Jumping on Bed

The child died in a hospital on Wednesday

time.com

 

[LadyJ2]

I was thinking the same thing. This is the second thread I’ve seen of someone asking about people’s birthdates.

Jokes is on them I used a fake birthday!