Got a date with a 35 year old white Australian in a few days

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How do I bed this bytch? I'm 24 years old and black. I've bedded a 35 year old once, but she was a Chinese massage parlour ho I got a handjob from who fukked me for the free the next day.

I met this bytch over Tinder and she's doing a study abroad for her masters in New York. She's obviously down with the brown and curious about this young dikk. How do I exploit this to my advantage? Ya'll nikkas got any tips? :lupe:
 
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I'm taking her out for drinks in this lounge spot in SoHo. How aggressive should I be with her? :lupe:
 

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Nikka, She's 35 and you're 24 :wtf:











The only thing she wants to do is smash. You don't need our help:snoop:
Yeah I know that, but I'm not sure how to play it off. Like, do I get a drink or two with her then suggest we go back to my crib and watch Netflix from the jump? :patrice:
 

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How do I bed this bytch? I'm 24 years old and black. I've bedded a 35 year old once, but she was a Chinese massage parlour ho I got a handjob from who fukked me for the free the next day.

I met this bytch over Tinder and she's doing a study abroad for her masters in New York. She's obviously down with the brown and curious about this young dikk. How do I exploit this to my advantage? Ya'll nikkas got any tips? :lupe:

are you paying this hoe or no?
 

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Not sure I can be all that forward breh. bytch is kinda classy. I need some pretense.

go for drinks at a bar near your apt

sit next to her at the bar

talk about whatever

touch her leg / arm (subtle)

after 2 drinks - gauge temperature. if you think you can close, invite her to your place (pretense is - see something cool you told her about, have a glass of wine, order her an uber - whatever, just not explicitly sex)

if you don't: go to spot #2 (stay in the neighborhood, touch lower back while walking)

at spot #2 invite her over after 1 drink. 3 drinks max while out.

once at your apartment, offer water or wine or whatever. turn on music. make out
 

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So class girls don't f8ck? :ohhh: She's on Tinder for a reason, Meathead :comeon:










:no: You're not gonna get laid thinking like this
Ofc classy bytches fukk, but they usually need some pretense to meetup. Yeah the objective is to get some dikk, but if you jump straight to it, she'll feel like a slut and won't be so likely to oblige. At least, this is how I view it but I could be wrong. Do you think I should just tell her to come by my crib instead? I already told her to meet me at that lounge.
 
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