TheBeigeBomber
#Fukkery
so the taxi driver kicks us out on way home from mad night out. den my boy punches his window and smashes it. so taxi driver rings police and they catch us on side of the road. when dey was arresting my boy for punching the window out, i run over to the other cop car and get in the cop car trying to steal it. but the keys werent in there. now its like 6am and im fukking hammered. so the cops go crazy drag me out the car and cuff me. start bashing me against the police van saying what the fukk inwas doing in there car. 
so as im cutfed i spat on the pig van and the pigs go crazy again. dey put me in the back of the paddywagon. so i think im off to a cell so im just trying to get some nap in the paddywagon now. next thing i know im being pulled out and they taking handcuffs off me teilling me to go home with my mates. my boy got arrested and is going to court and i get off scott free to go home and smoke some bud. 
i couldnt believe it brehs. apparently one of my friends talked pigs out of it and they actually did. so i tried to steal a police car and spat on their van and got nothing just a little throwing around by police. i had footage of them arresting my boy cus pigs hate it when they get recorded. maybe they didnt want to deal with me cus of my drunken state. 
drink alcohol brehs
so as im cutfed i spat on the pig van and the pigs go crazy again. dey put me in the back of the paddywagon. so i think im off to a cell so im just trying to get some nap in the paddywagon now. next thing i know im being pulled out and they taking handcuffs off me teilling me to go home with my mates. my boy got arrested and is going to court and i get off scott free to go home and smoke some bud. i couldnt believe it brehs. apparently one of my friends talked pigs out of it and they actually did. so i tried to steal a police car and spat on their van and got nothing just a little throwing around by police. i had footage of them arresting my boy cus pigs hate it when they get recorded. maybe they didnt want to deal with me cus of my drunken state. drink alcohol brehs
