TheBeigeBomber
#Fukkery
3am. everybody hanging outside the club. one of my boys had beef with someone there. started fighting so i jumped in and we beat the dog shyt out of him. hurt my knuckle again on his head 
so we walking off and the dude we beat up. his bytch starts grabbing my boy and holding him so the police can come get him. i push this bytch my boy runs down an alley. i run in another direction. motherfukking pig van pulls up bout 4 police start chasing me. i had the jump on them tho so i jumped this 6ft wall into someones garden. it was a big ass garden so i was laying down in the bushes for about 2 minutes thinking im good.
what do i see?
4 fukking coppers climbing this big ass wall into this dark ass garden looking for me. its a big garden and its pitch black. so they looking for me. one spots me so i jump up and try to start running again but there was no escaping this garden 
i was drunk as fukk and gassed out hard so i gave up.
these police were shouting at me "GET ON THE FLOOR NOW. SHOW ME YOUR HANDS" but we in the uk so all they had is pepper spray pointing at me
this one guy was so eager to let this thang off and pepper spray me in the face 
you could see it in his eyes.
so im in the back of this paddy wagon. and the dude we jumped his bytch is with the police talking outside. i can hear them. im chilling thinking im done for the night and gonna catch an assault charge
then i hear this bytch say "nah thats not him. it was his friend" the same bytch that was grabbing my friend up trying to hold him. im sat here like nah this aint happening 
they gon just let me off like this. did that bytch not see me jumping in and beating the piss out of him too? 
so they open the paddywagon. and the police start trying to ask me who my friend is and where he is.
fukk i look like? "what friend? iv got lots of friends" they were like "why were you running then?". i told them "cus i seen a van pull up and a bunch of people start running at me. the fukk you think ima do?"
whats makes this thing funnier is they actually ran past my dude who they were looking for when they were busy chasing me
he was hid behind a wall watching 4 coppers sprinting after me. the fukking visual is killing me. these goofy ass uk cops man. running in their boots climbing walls and shyt. fat motherfukkers i just gave them their only workout.
so we walking off and the dude we beat up. his bytch starts grabbing my boy and holding him so the police can come get him. i push this bytch my boy runs down an alley. i run in another direction. motherfukking pig van pulls up bout 4 police start chasing me. i had the jump on them tho so i jumped this 6ft wall into someones garden. it was a big ass garden so i was laying down in the bushes for about 2 minutes thinking im good.
what do i see?
4 fukking coppers climbing this big ass wall into this dark ass garden looking for me. its a big garden and its pitch black. so they looking for me. one spots me so i jump up and try to start running again but there was no escaping this garden i was drunk as fukk and gassed out hard so i gave up. these police were shouting at me "GET ON THE FLOOR NOW. SHOW ME YOUR HANDS" but we in the uk so all they had is pepper spray pointing at me
this one guy was so eager to let this thang off and pepper spray me in the face you could see it in his eyes. so im in the back of this paddy wagon. and the dude we jumped his bytch is with the police talking outside. i can hear them. im chilling thinking im done for the night and gonna catch an assault charge
then i hear this bytch say "nah thats not him. it was his friend" the same bytch that was grabbing my friend up trying to hold him. im sat here like nah this aint happening they gon just let me off like this. did that bytch not see me jumping in and beating the piss out of him too? so they open the paddywagon. and the police start trying to ask me who my friend is and where he is.
fukk i look like? "what friend? iv got lots of friends" they were like "why were you running then?". i told them "cus i seen a van pull up and a bunch of people start running at me. the fukk you think ima do?" whats makes this thing funnier is they actually ran past my dude who they were looking for when they were busy chasing me
he was hid behind a wall watching 4 coppers sprinting after me. the fukking visual is killing me. these goofy ass uk cops man. running in their boots climbing walls and shyt. fat motherfukkers i just gave them their only workout. 
i would have thrown it in the next garden anyway 
my knife game is decent but my knucle game is better cus of my boxing.
