Got drunk and said fukk it...

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If you wake up with an itch and got to search for ways to scratch instead if just going straight to the remedy, stop it. The alcohol only helped you justify the decision that you already came to when you was sober.

If you horny out here looking for p*ssy and ain't got nobody down to call
Jack off, wash your fingers and go to sleep. Your results will almost always be like what the OP talked about or worse.
 
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Hit up Backpage about 2am.....never again my niggs.............bytch aint wanna suck no dikk or ride no dikk and her ass smelled sour. my dikk went limp after about 2 minutes of smashing and i gave up. bytch was talkin bout "you cant cum for me"? I said thats what its looking like :shaq2:Then she goes on to tell me how she dances and that I wouldnt believe how many dudes want to smash. I told her them nikkas gon change their minds when they find out you are lazy and dont wanna suck no dikk!:heh: Dumb bytch but yeh anyways i almost went off on the bytch for wasting my time. Stupid hoe couldn't even follow directions to get to my location. Let this L from me be a lesson to all of you guys out there. Don't pay for p*ssy you can get it for free

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REAL BOSSES DON'T fukk HOOKERS WE TOOfukkIN NEAT.

But she can get below my dikk and get molly knees. Sheesh.


I might be calling one to suck me up and leave
 
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Hit up Backpage about 2am.....never again my niggs.............bytch aint wanna suck no dikk or ride no dikk and her ass smelled sour. my dikk went limp after about 2 minutes of smashing and i gave up. bytch was talkin bout "you cant cum for me"? I said thats what its looking like :shaq2:Then she goes on to tell me how she dances and that I wouldnt believe how many dudes want to smash. I told her them nikkas gon change their minds when they find out you are lazy and dont wanna suck no dikk!:heh: Dumb bytch but yeh anyways i almost went off on the bytch for wasting my time. Stupid hoe couldn't even follow directions to get to my location. Let this L from me be a lesson to all of you guys out there. Don't pay for p*ssy you can get it for free

Thanks for taking that L for me, bro. If I walk into a bytch room and I can smell ass, I'm out that bytch - the fukk were you doin' smashin' a bytch who smell like shyt?
 

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:russ: that's the pimp's ass cause I really do got the Yoppa on deck....But You're right though. I did tell her those things, but it was in a half serious manner i wasnt hitting her with the :birdman: it was more like a :jawalrus:

but even if you got :violent:, do you even wanna put yourself in position where you think you might have to use it? all for a piece of :trash: ass?
 

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Hit up Backpage about 2am.....never again my niggs.............bytch aint wanna suck no dikk or ride no dikk and her ass smelled sour. my dikk went limp after about 2 minutes of smashing and i gave up. bytch was talkin bout "you cant cum for me"? I said thats what its looking like :shaq2:Then she goes on to tell me how she dances and that I wouldnt believe how many dudes want to smash. I told her them nikkas gon change their minds when they find out you are lazy and dont wanna suck no dikk!:heh: Dumb bytch but yeh anyways i almost went off on the bytch for wasting my time. Stupid hoe couldn't even follow directions to get to my location. Let this L from me be a lesson to all of you guys out there. Don't pay for p*ssy you can get it for free


i feel ya pain bruh, it happens.... thats why i havent fukked with backpage in ages, just smash drunk matures at the bar.....its much better and you feel more accomplished
 

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:mjlol::russ::pachaha::bryan:

This chick really offended that she couldn't make you bust a nut, talking about she's a dancer and so many dudes wanna smash. :deadmanny:

Place your value on how many dudes want to have sex with you brehettes :dead:

Oh wait, she's a prostitute and that's how she gets paid :ohhh:
 

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Her ass smelled sour? Bruh a combination of things.. she ain't take a shower in days if not weeks, she just fukked some other dude, she got some type of infection or std.

In other words.. YOU LAWST

Would have told her I changed my mind once I smelled sourness coming from her :scust: :camby:
 
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