Got into a fight with some dude at the gym today

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I was doing leg press but I left for a second to drink some hydrogen2oxygen and some guy thought I was done so he took my 45

Me: Yo Deion what the fukk you doing??!?!?!?

Him: oh you still on this?

Me: you better put that shyt back on you Deion sanders old bald headed fukk!

Him: I'm sorry let me put this back on

Me: oh fukk nah, you betta take yo p*ssy ass back to the women side of the gym you p*ssy fukk nikka

*i gripped my hand on his face and pushed his head and he fell on the ground*
Everyone Is watching even the gym supervisors

*he got up and tried to swing then I ducked and dig a leap frog double uppercut (HSDK)*

*this nikka on the ground out cold and I go back to my work out*

Spoiler: The real version

Me: hey, excuse me sir

Him: oh you still on this

Me: yeah I just have one more set left, I'll put the 45s on your when I'm done buddy

Him: aite

 

[b@squ1@t]

but fake ass alpha male puffed out chest gym tough guys are so corny

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

At first I was like

But then I was like

 

[killacal]

but fake ass alpha male puffed out chest gym tough guys are so corny

fake ass cacs acting like they're black online are so corny

 

[Gains]

Gyms are sacred ground