Got myself into a sticky situation

[Fill Collins]

The lengths I'll go for a joke

I was on the phone with a friend of mine, he was asking for some cooking advice, told him rice should be toasted in the pot with bullion before adding water

He was like, "Are you positive?" I told him, "Never be positive, that's gay!" "You sure? " "I'm positive "

Buddy caught on quick, one thing led to another, now I'm having brunch with him at his parent's tomorow

I'll give him this, he sure is making me work for it, what do I do brehs?

Edit: ey @Primetime21 you weren't saying that shyt last night mf

 

[maxamusa]

That brunch gonna be terrible....boiled skinless chicken at 11am

 

[Fill Collins]

That brunch gonna be terrible....boiled skinless chicken at 11am

I don't associate with cacs outside of TV and music, sir

 

[NoMorePie]

Are you positive?

Never be positive, that's gay!

I'm positive

Buddy caught on quick,

one thing led to another

now I'm having brunch with him

he sure is making me work for it

 

[Fill Collins]

Making me work for the delivery of the punchline

 

[maxamusa]

this whole thing was some gay innuendo

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

 

[cyndaquil]

Didn't you make a thread about matching with a woman on hinge and her profile said something that meant she was HIV positive but on drugs so she couldn't transmit it so you deleted the app?

At this point I'm questioning whether you deleted the app. Seems like you completed the mission with her and that may not have been a biological woman...

 

[Fill Collins]

Didn't you make a thread about matching with a woman on hinge and her profile said something that meant she was HIV positive but on drugs so she couldn't transmit it so you deleted the app?

At this point I'm questioning whether you deleted the app. Seems like you completed the mission with her and that may not have been a biological woman...

I'm straight, I just think fakkitry is the funniest thing on earth

 

[ThirdAct]

 

[Dont@Me]

Saturday night faqatrý I see

 

[Fill Collins]

@Dont@Me *Sunday Morning Sodomy, praise His name.

 

[Dont@Me]

@Dont@Me *Sunday Morning Sodomy, praise His name.

Hey you do you breh

Only thing I ask is that you mind the fkn name