Got some white dude arrested at my apartment today

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it's all fun and games until you
wake up with that beer belly standing
over you with a butchers knife and
rambo juice smeared under his eyes.
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There is this guy that lives in my building that i have bad blood with. It is the guy that i previously talked about whooping with a wet dish rag. Anyways, this dude has been accusing me of stealing his mail for about a month now, trying to knock on my door and shyt. I told him to fukk off through the window from the second floor when he was sitting outside on the grass. A couple days after that, one of my tires mysteriously had a nail in it. I knew it was on then brehs. I have been playing psychological warfare on this scumbag, making him think his apartment was haunted. I could hear him and his crippled wife and friends outside talking all scared and shyt.

Today, it reached a boiling point. We both went to the dollar store and i noticed he was behind me going back home. I could see his fat face in the rearview. Brehs, I slammed on the brakes and he hit me just enough. I got out the car and called the cops. The cop that showed up was apparently someone that the guy knew. At first i got scared that dude would screw me over, but he was professional. As he was trying to get the info dude was all like 'you aren't listening to me' and 'this is bullshyt.' This culminated in him pushing the cop, and then dude got taken down and the cuffs were put on him. He was screaming 'I KNOW MY RIGHTS!' and his wife was trying to get out the car but of course she couldn't because her legs were useless. That was about two hours ago and haven't heard him downstairs since. This is a win for our side brehs.


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the way you wrote this whole thing, you can really tell you dont like them.
 

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The cop that showed up was apparently someone that the guy knew. At first i got scared that dude would screw me over, but he was professional. As he was trying to get the info dude was all like 'you aren't listening to me' and 'this is bullshyt.' This culminated in him pushing the cop, and then dude got taken down and the cuffs were put on him. He was screaming 'I KNOW MY RIGHTS!' and his wife was trying to get out the car but of course she couldn't because her legs were useless. That was about two hours ago and haven't heard him downstairs since. This is a win for our side brehs.

When white privilege goes wrong. :mjlol:

Good shyt.
 

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There is this guy that lives in my building that i have bad blood with. It is the guy that i previously talked about whooping with a wet dish rag. Anyways, this dude has been accusing me of stealing his mail for about a month now, trying to knock on my door and shyt. I told him to fukk off through the window from the second floor when he was sitting outside on the grass. A couple days after that, one of my tires mysteriously had a nail in it. I knew it was on then brehs. I have been playing psychological warfare on this scumbag, making him think his apartment was haunted. I could hear him and his crippled wife and friends outside talking all scared and shyt.

Today, it reached a boiling point. We both went to the dollar store and i noticed he was behind me going back home. I could see his fat face in the rearview. Brehs, I slammed on the brakes and he hit me just enough. I got out the car and called the cops. The cop that showed up was apparently someone that the guy knew. At first i got scared that dude would screw me over, but he was professional. As he was trying to get the info dude was all like 'you aren't listening to me' and 'this is bullshyt.' This culminated in him pushing the cop, and then dude got taken down and the cuffs were put on him. He was screaming 'I KNOW MY RIGHTS!' and his wife was trying to get out the car but of course she couldn't because her legs were useless. That was about two hours ago and haven't heard him downstairs since. This is a win for our side brehs.

delete this please breh:snoop:
 
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