Since I was a baby, I've been beating my meat back and forth like kiss and styles.
In my 48 years, I've never once switched up my masterbasin techniques, until about 5 minutes ago.
This shyt feels like an arcade game. I feel like I've rediscovered myself.
I got nut everywhere, though. I mean one is normal, but I don't know how I'm going to explain to my adopted stepson that I nutted on his dog and his Wii U.
In my 48 years, I've never once switched up my masterbasin techniques, until about 5 minutes ago.
This shyt feels like an arcade game. I feel like I've rediscovered myself.
I got nut everywhere, though. I mean one is normal, but I don't know how I'm going to explain to my adopted stepson that I nutted on his dog and his Wii U.

don't be jel, my nikka. you gonna try this and prolly fail like




brehs
this man
in the lesbian room right now. i've almost convinced this chick to eat me out.