Got Tired Of Stroking, I just Jack It Side To Side These Days

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Since I was a baby, I've been beating my meat back and forth like kiss and styles.

In my 48 years, I've never once switched up my masterbasin techniques, until about 5 minutes ago.

This shyt feels like an arcade game. I feel like I've rediscovered myself.

I got nut everywhere, though. I mean one is normal, but I don't know how I'm going to explain to my adopted stepson that I nutted on his dog and his Wii U.
 

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Since I was a baby, I've been beating my meat back and forth like kiss and styles.

In my 48 years, I've never once switched up my masterbasin techniques, until about 5 minutes ago.

This shyt feels like an arcade game. I feel like I've rediscovered myself.

I got nut everywhere, though. I mean one is normal, but I don't know how I'm going to explain to my adopted stepson that I nutted on his dog and his Wii U.

Be 48 and create threads about masturbation, brehs :mjpls:
 

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Since I was a baby, I've been beating my meat back and forth like kiss and styles.

In my 48 years, I've never once switched up my masterbasin techniques, until about 5 minutes ago.

This shyt feels like an arcade game. I feel like I've rediscovered myself.

I got nut everywhere, though. I mean one is normal, but I don't know how I'm going to explain to my adopted stepson that I nutted on his dog and his Wii U.

:deadmanny:
 

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Be 48 and create threads about masturbation, brehs :mjpls:

ayo, where do you live because i'll send you some nut in the mail. no homo. i knew ronald reagan, breh, chill.

O'IgotfromDto1Igoveryfast - ass nikka

:blessed: don't be jel, my nikka. you gonna try this and prolly fail like

5ZXB
 

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i prolly should have cleaned up before makin the thread. now i gotta explain how nut got on the keyboard. does anyone have a cell phone i can borrow to call my son. i don't want to get offline if i don't have to.
 

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so he came in shortly after my last post. now he's reprimanding the dog for nuttin on his wii. :banderas:

winning.
 
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