Gotta Love Simps

[Gold]

So i'm walking through our lobby and I say out loud "i'm starving"
Our receptionist hears me and is like "Want me to order you something? "


I'm like, "?? Nah its cool, I was about to go to lunch anyway. Besides I wouldn't ask you to buy me lunch"

She goes "Oh I wouldn't buy it, I would just get some of my followers to get it for me. "

Naturally, i'm intrigued, so I say, "Show me "


She goes on snap, says "i'm hungry, who wants to feed me?" followed by a sad face and our work address

Sure enough in 15 minutes she brings me some Jimmy Johns and goes "Told ya "




The power of simping never ceases to amaze me.
Dude probably on his phone thinking he gonna get some p*ssy from this

TheColi hates simps, but i love them

 

[Diondon]

If you got some pimp bones in your body, simps are a necessity.
On the flip side, simps inflate the market. But a natural correction occurs every few years

 

[OfTheCross]

So i'm walking through our lobby and I say out loud "i'm starving"
Our receptionist hears me and is like "Want me to order you something? "


I'm like, "?? Nah its cool, I was about to go to lunch anyway. Besides I wouldn't ask you to buy me lunch"

She goes "Oh I wouldn't buy it, I would just get some of my followers to get it for me. "

Naturally, i'm intrigued, so I say, "Show me "


She goes on snap, says "i'm hungry, who wants to feed me?" followed by a sad face and our work address

Sure enough in 15 minutes she brings me some Jimmy Johns and goes "Told ya "




The power of simping never ceases to amaze me.
Dude probably on his phone thinking he gonna get some p*ssy from this

TheColi hates simps, but i love them

What's her socials?

For research purposes only.

 

[Gold]

If you got some pimp bones in your body, simps are a necessity.
On the flip side, simps inflate the market. But a natural correction occurs every few years

I underestimate it sometimes breh.
I'm not attracted to my receptionist at all (she's white), but apparently she has enough pull to get free lunch whenever she wants.

Thank God i'm not a woman, I would be abusing this shyt.
You have no idea how much oatmeal I would be eating

 

[Gold]

What's her socials?

For research purposes only.

I dont follow her on anything, you asking for a pic or you actually wanna follow her?

 

[Wisdomkeyz]

If i was that mans father i would cut him off from everything and cast him out on some Odin kicking Thor out of asgard shyt

 

[Clay Puppington]

I'll never forget when this blonde hair blue eyed pawg showed me her Snap and IG

 

[Matt504]

Thank God i'm not a woman, I would be abusing this shyt.

This is The Coli's biggest issue with simps. If men could be "sponsored" at the same rates as women, we wouldn't hear any talk of simps on here.

 

[Gold]

If i was that mans father i would cut him off from everything and cast him out on some Odin kicking Thor out of asgard shyt

"YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF THESE REALMS, YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF YOUR TITLE!"

 

[Diondon]

I underestimate it sometimes breh.
I'm not attracted to my receptionist at all (she's white), but apparently she has enough pull to get free lunch whenever she wants.

Thank God i'm not a woman, I would be abusing this shyt.
You have no idea how much oatmeal I would be eating

 

[Gold]

I'll never forget when this blonde hair blue eyed pawg showed me her Snap and IG

Was it all simps?

 

[paperbag]

I dont follow her on anything, you asking for a pic or you actually wanna follow her?

Don't tell these people where you work.

 

[Neuromancer]

No one to blame but themselves.

 

[OfTheCross]

I dont follow her on anything, you asking for a pic or you actually wanna follow her?

Pic

 

[MMA]

You are big breh but mentioning socials without socials is neg worthy
You know how thecoli works