Grabbing lunch for coworkers unappreciation

[THE MACHINE]

Call me selfish all you want but I cant stand it. Over the years I have been successful at ducking and evading these requests. When somebody asks "whats for lunch?" I break out all the cliches.
"lunch already ?"
"im not sure yet"
" i aineem hungry yet"
"oh, im not going out, I bagged it up today playa "

But recently I got cornered and gave in. I was on the way out the door and ole girl hit me with the "lunch?". i was like " yes". She was on crutches so I felt obligated when I know on the inside she was . Then she comes at me with some custom order...no pickles on this and no onions on that so im . This tramp had the nerve to short change me .17 cent too. I picked it up and got it back and asked her for the money and she had the gall to look at me like i was being petty. Im like , im serious. She paid up and im like never again brehs. Its now circulating as an office joke.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

I hate getting stuff for people only now I've learned people are generally sh*tty and dont pay up. Its like I'm doing you a fukking favor and you dont wanna pay up.

 

[beenz]

I hate getting stuff for people only now I've learned people are generally sh*tty and dont pay up. Its like I'm doing you a fukking favor and you dont wanna pay up.

you dont make them give u the money before hand? last time I worked in an office, I'd just use chase quick pay to pay the money to them directly in their bank account before they make the run.

 

[CoolazzFemale]

$.17 dude?.

 

[THE MACHINE]

$.17 dude?.

principles breh....I did her the favor, she should have given me 5$ extra

 

[FrederickDouglas]

17 cents?

 

[Silkk]

Dont

 

[THE MACHINE]

17 cents?

the thing is, i was adding that shyt up in my head like this shyt gonna be close

 

[Robbie3000]

Ol' George Costanza ass nikka

 

[blockburna420]

principles breh....I did her the favor, she should have given me 5$ extra

she fukkin with yo budget

 

[Real]

I'm with you man. fukk THAT. Especially when ppl have specific requests.

Can you get me a double combo? No lettuce. Shut one pickle. Oh...and ask them if they can slice the tomato into two pieces. And i like my ketchup and mustard on the side.

And make sure they have hot fries. I can't stand cold fries.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I just generally don't usually like coworkers

 

[Da Jungles]

I've done it a few times but I've never had those issues. People always give me more money then what's needed. So I keep the change unless it's a lot.

Also the special request shyt doesn't bother me. We have cell phones. A simple text message solves that problem.

 

[Still Benefited]

I just hated it cuz if you do it once people expect you to do that shyt everyday or for you to tell them everytime u go to lunch,and these same people wont tell you when they go...or you take one order and everybody nearby u don't even fuk wit want u to take they order too,that shyt gon cut into my lunch if I gotta wait for them to make your food too...

 

[Remote]

I won't bring anyone lunch.
I might grab them a coffee tho.