Controversy
Superstar
Man, let me tell you about this wild story my grandma told me recently. She worked with this dude — said he was cool, well-dressed, smelled like he showered in eucalyptus and ambition. Real clean cut, moved up the ranks quick too. She even brought him food for lunch some days, let him get seconds on her world famous scallop mac and cheese. That’s love. Then one day, brother had an accident — not the kind you recover from.
Now according to her, man ran to the bathroom like his soul was escaping. Left a whole dookie in the toilet like it was a resignation letter. Said she walked by the restroom after lunch, and the spirit of that turd met her at the door. Apparently, there was no tissue in sight. Just… betrayal. She said, “I can’t work here no more,” like it was a crime scene. But what messed her up wasn’t the mess — it was him lying about it. Swore up and down he flushed. She said, “Chile, if you flushed, then Jesus must’ve left it as a warning.”
As a church going woman, she confided in me that she regrets how cold she is to him. Told me, “Everybody has their day, baby. Sometimes life just backs up.” I laughed, but lowkey, it stuck with me. Cause if somebody can go from mac and cheese at Big Mama’s to shytty fingers over one bad bathroom break, then none of us are safe out here.
Now according to her, man ran to the bathroom like his soul was escaping. Left a whole dookie in the toilet like it was a resignation letter. Said she walked by the restroom after lunch, and the spirit of that turd met her at the door. Apparently, there was no tissue in sight. Just… betrayal. She said, “I can’t work here no more,” like it was a crime scene. But what messed her up wasn’t the mess — it was him lying about it. Swore up and down he flushed. She said, “Chile, if you flushed, then Jesus must’ve left it as a warning.”
As a church going woman, she confided in me that she regrets how cold she is to him. Told me, “Everybody has their day, baby. Sometimes life just backs up.” I laughed, but lowkey, it stuck with me. Cause if somebody can go from mac and cheese at Big Mama’s to shytty fingers over one bad bathroom break, then none of us are safe out here.
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