Greatest Heel turns and Swerves you've pulled in real life

[MenacingMonk]

My heel turn was more p*ssy-based, cuz I was clearly not about that life

A homie of mine when I was sixteen was into some local raza gang shyt, and I was hanging with him, but was probably an accomplice/accessory without even realizing on a few occasions. One night, he was driving and we got pulled over. nikka had a gun and dime bag on him. Before the cop walked up to us, he tried sliding me HIS shyt, on some "earn your stripes nikka".

I'm like nikka, hell naw.

So he tryna slide me his bag and I act like I ain't see or hear him. We been down as fukk forever and a day, but he was tryna get me to take the fall to test some loyalty and shyt. nikka, I left the hood to get an education in the burbs, I wasn't tryna soldier up with you

So he got hemmed up cuz he was high and drunk, while I wasn't (came to the burbs to pick me up, we was on our way so I could be just as fukked up ) and got his shyt impounded. Showed the cop my ID, saw it was burbs, and that I was just a passenger, let me go

That nikka got 2 years probation and I've been avoiding him since

This guy wanting you to take a fall for him? fukkin

That ain't no true homie.

 

[HollywoodP]

One day at this job I worked at...these broads decided to keep fukkin wit me all day. Knockin off my headset while i was on a call...throwing pennys and wet paper towels near my desk and shyt. Just little annoying shyt.

So i hit em wit the "you keep fukkin wit me...you will not enjoy the revenge...I cross the line...dont throw one more fukkin thing."

not but 10 mins later...a penny lands near my desk...so I wait a minute as to not draw too much attention...quietly leave to go outside to my car. I get my gun...its one of them squirt guns that you pull back to fill up like this

cuz i keep one in the trunk for such an occasion. I put it my levis like I was Hell Rell and started walkin round like I had a broom in my pants...nah thats a fukking stream machine...heavy tool in my pants. I inconspicuously walk to the bathroom to fill it up with water...came out the bathroom like "OK YOU WAHNA PLEH ROUGH...WELL SAY 'ELLO TO MAH LIL FREHN" (I actually said that) and then I made it rain like I was in this bytch wit the terror. Everybody was talkin bout it for weeks. So I few months later the girls were retelling the story "...So he went to the bathroom sink and filled a squirt gun up with water and came out and soaked us"

I hit her wit the......and let her know..."I didnt use water from the bathroom sink"

 

[illwittdeez]

I remember years ago I did what Triple H is doing with the WWE looker room today......

There is this high school rivalry between 2 schools in my area Ursuline (Youngstown, Ohio) vs. Warren G Harding (Warren, Ohio) didn't belong to either school but me and my dudes went anyway. The game was being played in Warren and at the time there was tension so to speak between Youngstown and Warren dudes. After the game we (there was four of us) decided to go to McDonald's, we get there and it's kinda packed with their so called gangs and cliques whatever. We are ordering and all eyes were on us, so I decided to start talking shyt. "What yall nikkas lookin at?!" "Any of yall wanna do something?" "I'm from Youngstown I don't give a fukk who like us or not!" "Any if any of you nikkas ready to get down you better have ya heat on you cause motharfukkers won't make it to they trunks!!!" shyt got real quiet after that.

After we left my dude gon look at me and say "How you gon punk-out a whole restaurant?"